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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 130 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"New study shows that food has nutrients"

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Got a source for that ridiculous claim?

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got a source of nutrients and you won't believe what it is!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] alehc@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Doesn't answer his question

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Return to plant, harvest energy from the sun and nutrients from the soil

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 105 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Study finds link between a simple liquid and staying healthy"

Fucking water

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"fucking water"... I guess, just don't call it that in bed.

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Don't kinkshame my drowning fetish

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I only have regular water though

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Unless they meant that's what you do with water to stay healthy

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could'a been sweet potatoes. He didn't know.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aren't sweet potatoes root tubers?

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] earthwalker31@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Vegetables are “parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food.”

Sweet potatoes are both tubers and vegetables.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago

By this definition, grass and tree bark are vegetables

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Carrots are also roots.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do they have the dota symbol though?

[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Newsbreak. Chinese aggregator.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Nah, that’s Apple News.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago

"Death hates these two life-prolonging hacks!"

Article: eat veggies and get exercise.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hate when people say that something is healthy because it has "nutrients". I mean, yeah, it's probably true but everything has nutrients. And of course there are supplements and stuff which are literally pure nutrients.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Eat rocks. They're a great source of minerals"

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago

Jesus Christ Marie, they ARE minerals.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eat iron. Guess what it's rich in.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

on the other side of the spectrum there's "healthy is when salad" which also drives me up the wall

the worst part is that healthy food can mostly be described by "avoid sugar and pre-processed stuff as much as possible, eat as much whole-grain and vegetables as possible", but i guess that's one comma too much for readers to engage with..

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

It's what plants crave.

[–] immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago

i use red tree fruits as projectile defense against metal stick wielding humans wearing white coats

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago

I thought it was about Trump.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

CNN had a run that at time approximated a good one, but it's time for them to go visit the rabbits now.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Fuckin spoiler alerts, please.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago

Carrots good for you, more at 11