https://xcancel.com/marcelvanhattem/status/1829729347873227190
does this dork know how funny he is? π€£
My dignity is worth much more than that
no, you're posting on twitter
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Sir, this is a Wendy's.
You use the VPN to access Shitter. I use the VPN to steal movies from Paramount. We are not the same.
I was gonna say dont post anything you wouldn't want read back in court but actually i think thatd be funny
the prosecution having to explain your joke to some 70 zombie but roux was not joking, your honour
π±
"Mr. Roux, do you have anything to add before you are sentenced?"
"Yes, piracy is praxis, your honour. Oh, also 
"
I hope someone reports him so he gets send to the lulag
God I love hexbear for it's truly unhinged memes
That's a Slammerβ’ classic
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Tweeting $10,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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I will pay untold amounts to 
InB4 twitter superBLUpremium, R$50000 a post, your lord and master is guaranteed to "like" it (shares cost extra, unless youre promoting a Holocaust denier)
Blue eyed white guy named van hattem: por favor senhor muske, my country brasil yearns for freedom (nazi posts)
this guy's family crypt is lined with ten centimeters of lead and still 
goes fucking wild
AvΓ΄ Van Hattem
No, we will continue to eat the Nazi burgerslop! Save us, 
I will keep posting on twitter to keep my dignity as a truly free and representative native son of Brazil, or my name isn't Matthias von Totenkopf-SonderkommadoSS.
Protesting over a foreign social media site? Lmao Brazilians have many talented software engineers, I'm sure they can either move to the fediverse or make their own cool twitter clone. These dumb fascists are so married to their treats, they can't live without them, so they have to riot in response to them being taken away
from my analysis, it has only dunk material leftstop. using. twitter.
Good impression of Alexandre!
I was reading about OJ simpsons murder trial and got side tracked, this was shared by Caitlyn Jenner it was the first thing I saw. I dont have an account, I was just checkin' in on my enemies.
It's not as if we can escape this fucking circus at the moment anyway, I'd take this shit over peoples hot takes on trans women in sports any day.
I just meant the people that are on twitter complaining about twitter. Those people annoy the heck outta me. Just stop using it
You know what? I'm gonna use Twitter even harder.
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I will DIE for my right to be racist on the racist X site.
He's going to what? Tweeting? What's that, I'm over here Xing baybey
I'd love for them to fund some social service Elon hates entirely with fees collected from people addicted to tweeting
:tiniest-violin:
"Dignity is worth more than that" he says on a 4klan wannabe site. Doesn't even call it X 
Get out of Brazil, please