And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
writing in Hillary because she's electable if you vote for her
Mate you are not American
Shh don't tell them. I can take a good accent
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
I'm voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can't trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend 
There's no beating gleebozorx friend
Selling merch for both sides 
You people do realise he is a far superior debator and with destroy me in the first debate lmao
But there will be much more hooting from your side of the audience so it cancels out.
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
I voted 
we love our power posters
Damn it's neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone's race. For a dollar I'll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
Dirt_owl has no outwardly strong opinions which makes them the Democrat since Democrats never run on policy, which means they would probably win. UlyssesT has lots of strong opinions which would make him the Republican candidate, but he would lose because his opinions aren't anywhere near reactionary enough to actually win over Republican voters.
I think I took this too seriously.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
Dirt_owl will end up losing the democrat base because the only thing they care about is decorum whereas Dirt_owl will spend the entire campaign making piss jokes.
I promise to press the communism button my first day in office 
:i-vorted:
Sorry UlyssesT, I'm going Talkeetna style on this vote and say we vote to make the town mascot that is dirt owl the mayor.
Ref: Mayor Stubbs
Every afternoon, Stubbs went to a nearby restaurant and drank water mixed with catnip out of a wine or margarita glass.
Lmao based
Dirty bird will win but not before finding out what cyber bullying really means.
NO BOOLLY
The Dunk Tank will turn into The Bird Bath
Dirtowl has more name recognition
(insert image of the "i voted" wolf sticker here)
Why isn't there a hexbear electoral college?
I just hope both teams have fun.
Vote Owl no matter howl
This is how Bernie can still win
I'm going to do a heccin voter fraud to vote for you both 10 times because you should both be president
Drumph Owl is stealing the election!
I voted for everyone's favorite dirt birb. While Ulysses is a patriot for killing Kissinger, I will always stand behind a avian.
I'm worried about my friends who are voles, they are scared of being eaten by the owl. @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net , can you commit to a non-vole based diet if elected?
Fuck me i voted for dirty owl but THEY'RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN AMERICAN, THEY CAN'T
Dort oil piss and shits everywhere and ouless makes fun of me for watching every marvel movie in a row every weekend, so I'll vote for the lesser evil of dork wol
Hmm. Why don't we host a fake election for fun?
I don't belive you would wipe the floor with him, because that could be considered an act of cleaning. You would still win though.
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Ma'am what Dirt_Owl policy got them your vote?