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Probably should've just asked Wolfram Alpha

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[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 159 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not even moderately helpful for printer questions.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 78 points 1 year ago

What, your printer doesn't have a full keyboard under its battery? You've gotta get with the times my man.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It sounds like some weird ritual that someone scratched into a notebook.

𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿?? under battery, m͟u͟s͟t͟ f͟i͟n͟d͟ k͟e͟y͟s͟

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 9 points 1 year ago

Most desk side support is exactly that.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait did you edit this image? That's some effort you've put in.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually sent a bunch of prompts through image generators till it gave something close to what I wanted

Using generative AI to try and visualize generative AI

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, that's why it's a bunch of symbols that make no sense, thanks for the clarification.

[–] Wilmo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

80 year old grandmas trying to find the Ctrl and Alt buttons on her printer...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did she look under the battery?

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Google's AI seems dumber than the rest, for example here's Kagi answering the same (using Claude):


edit: typoed question originally

Perhaps Google's tried to make it run too cheaply - Kagi's one doesn't run unless you ask for it, and as a paid product it'll have different priorities.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There are two meanings being conflated here.

"1/3 more" can mean "+ 1/3" or "* (1 + 1/3)“.

So "1/3 more than 1/3" could be 2/3 or 4/9, but not 1/2.

Instead 1/2 is 1/2 more than 1/3, not 1/3 more. That's the meme I've seen go around recently.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

~~Yes, and the Google AI response is correct (and quite clear) in what it says.~~ edit: Thanks Batman. I mean that Google's understanding of the question is logical (although still the maths is wrong as you say (now I've re-read you)) and its answer explained the angle it was answering from.

However, I think the reasonable assumption for the intention behind the question is relative to a whole. I had third of a pizza, and now I have an extra sixth of a pizza. It's subtle, but that's the kind of thing AI falls down on.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I agree with your assessment regarding the intention of the phrase. We're back at the silly arithmetic meme that hinges on not grouping terms explicitly and watching people yell at each other in the mistaken belief that there's one authoritative interpretation of an ambiguous string of symbols.

Still, the actual mistake remains. Why an extra 1/6 of the pizza? 1/3 of 1/3 is 1/9, not 1/6. That's 1/2 of 1/3.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought we were finally agreeing fully! My understanding of the question is "what is the difference between a third (of a pizza, say) and a half?"

1/2 - 1/3 = 1/6
1/2 = 1/3 + 1/6
a half is one sixth more than a third.

btw, I fixed my Kagi screenshot since I'd missed a word from the question (reading comprehension's clearly not my strong point today)

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kagi has Claude built in? I've been using it for a year and didn't know that.

[–] xigoi 3 points 1 year ago

It tries to auto-determine when to trigger, but you can explicitly trigger it by putting a question mark after your query.

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is why Kagi is a great company.

Nobody is getting LLM functionality shoved in their faces unless they wanted to.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

one third plus one half of one third is one half.

[–] okamiueru@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Sure, but, what does that have to do with the AI answer? Wait.. Are you an AI?

[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think thats an issue with AI, it has been so much trained on complex questions that now when you ask a simple one, it mistakes it for a complex one and answers it that way

[–] sping 9 points 1 year ago

The issue is it's an LLM. It puts words in an order that's statistically plausible but has no reasoning power.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's auto-complete. It knows that "4" is the most common substring to follow "2 + 2" in its training. It's not actually doing addition.

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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ironically the one thing computers are normally good at.

[–] dosuser123456 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now ask it if a Third-of-a-Pound burger is bigger than a Quarter Pounder

[–] quant@leminal.space 5 points 1 year ago

Did Google train Gemini on American dataset?

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

(1/3) +(1/2)(1/3) = 1/2

Math checks out from this end.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"a half is one-third more than a third" should mean either

1/3 + 1/3 = 1/2

Or

1/3 + (1/3 × 1/3) = 1/2

Neither of which is true.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like 'a half is one-third more than a third' is ambiguous and same as in 'X is N% more than Y' one may use X or Y as 100%

I'm sure that one interpretation is more common, but I don't think that it is exclusively correct

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[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1/3 more than 1/3 is 4/9. What you wrote is 1/2 more than 1/3, not 1/3 more of it.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is very clearly an example of bad AI, but maybe it was trying (and failing) to convey this?

Basically, 1/3 + 1/9 + 1/27 + 1/81 + ... + 1/3^n = 1/2.

Probably not. But maybe.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m thinking it’s trying to say:

(2/6) + (1/6) = (3/6) = (4/6) - (1/6)

But either in “colloquial English for those who want to give other people aneurysms” or “colloquial English for those trying to sound smarter but aren’t”

Basically that the degree of difference between a half and a third is the same degree of difference between a half and two thirds- and that degree of difference is “one part”.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not trying to say either of them.

It's just guessing what word to say next, given the previous words in the context.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Definitely true, of course,

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Or ⅓ + (⅓*½) = ½

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

1/3 is 1/2 of 2/3

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"42"

"The answer to life the universe and everything is 42!?"

"Yes, I checked it quite thoroughly."

...

"But what was the actual question?"


Alternatively, garbage in, garbage out.

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[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LLMs are really fucking bad at math. They're trying to find the statistical close answer, not doing computation. It's rather mind-numbingly dumb.

[–] kahnclusions@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately a shockingly large number of people don’t get this… including my old boss who was running an AI-based startup 💀

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe the intent is to make people even dumber. It’s just misinformation all the way down.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't even be surprised at this point. It seems the system is intentionally designed to discourage critical thinking and apparently knowing how to do math properly is too close for comfort now.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Someone I know had an old friend on their Facebook timeline say that schools should be reformed and don’t need classes like algebra. Then they proceeded to list fields kids could receive training for instead… and all of them required math of some sort.

[–] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I read it as “A third of a third plus a third is a half.” Which makes sense to me. What an I missing?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It's wrong. 1/3 + (1/3 * 1/3) = 3/9 + 1/9 = 4/9. It's close though.

However, one third plus one half of a third is correct. 1/3 + (1/2 * 1/3) = 1/3 + (1.5/3 * 1/3) = 1/3 + 0.5/3 = 1.5/3 = 1/2

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[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh. I just noticed the extraneous word in the search, which might be throwing off the LLM trying to understand it.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I asked ChatGPT these questions and got sensible answers.

How much more is one half than one third?

[subtraction answer: 1/6 more]

That's one possibility, but what about the other way to interpret that question?

[ratio answer, but expressed as "1.5 times as much" rather than "1/2 more"]

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I don't even look at the AI result. I scroll right past. That's the thing, if it's bullshit 50% of the time, and you can't always tell like you can here, then it's bullshit 100% of the time, and it's useless, just taking up screen real estate.

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