This doesn't even look like Roman armour, it looks like some techno-feudal samurai shit. It looks like a Skyrim mod
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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Nah, Skyrim have both better looking armor and better looking NPC
Better dialogue than you're going to get out of E~L~^O^~N or his bazingoid fanboys, too
i'm always interested to see how an artist extrapolates the elements of pre-plate armor cultures into a theoretical plate design, but if this ai shit ass shit was supposed to look 'roman' there aint shit here. slap some pteruges on it at least
Current models can do armor that while not historically accurate could at least be taken for a Roman by layman. This here is not only made by someone really lazy with his prompts but those prompts most likely didn't even included the word "Roman".
Elon Musk is 53 years old
53 going on 15, emotionally
Which makes it OK to larp as a toddler on Twitter, his burner pretending to be a two year old child is much closer to his mental age than physical age.
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isnt the romans here
Actually the Celts were based anprim heroes actually
Unlike those slaver Eyetalians
overall i'd say the italians fucked up and caused the angles and saxons to migrate to the terf Island
There is an explanation, though. Bogs in Britain are much more sterile than in the Mediterranean due to their pH content. In fact they can preserve bodies from tens of thousands of years. For the Romans who couldn't have possibly known that and associate swamps and bogs with infection and disease, seeing people cooling down in them must have been extremely off-putting.
Luv me woad
Luv me bogs
Luv me rock piles
'ate the Romans
Simple as
I bet Adolf also imagined himself this good looking when daydreaming about being a Roman emperor 
Ain't no way Elon is fitting his barrel chest in that lmao.
And a waist? This dude thinks Elon has a waist. Lmao
The dude is Elon himself.
lmao did not bother reading ahahaha he fucking made this of himself what is wrong with him
Like holy shit I wonder if this dude doesn't get killed in the next few years if he'll just viscerally cringe at some of his behaviour 30 years from now.
You know how quitting alcohol all at once after years of heavy drinking can actually kill you? That's how I imagine it is for gaining self-awareness. I think there comes a point of being so embarassing that growing out of it is actually dangerous, because at any moment you might remember and cringe so hard you shatter like porcelain.
Musk is gonna fall into a benzo coma and get his plug pulled by his herd of children and flat line. He isn't making it to 80
Melon's numbers are always great. 32.4 million views and less than 300k hit like?
Bro paid $44 billion to get less attention than tiktok prank compilations
Biden's Superbowl tweet getting more likes than Elon pissed him off so much that he left the Superbowl, went straight to Twitter HQ, called in a bunch of engineers (Sunday night remember), and made them change the algorithm so that his own personal account would be more popular than the official account of the president.
He has to be the most fragile man in the world
Gave himself an AI generated diet and gym routine too
If I had that kind of wealth, and I wasn't into redistribution, I'd have a personal chef, trainer, and physiotherapist. I'd actually be extremely well fed and fit. What's wrong with these people where they don't even try and enjoy the most basic human joys. Exercise and food.
Well I mean. That would take, like, work ethic or something, I very much doubt Elon or any other tech idiot has that kind of introspection, it's easy mode all the way down
Exercise sucks
Respectfully disagree. There's a satisfaction that's only available from hard labor. That's OK if it's not your thing, but I love a good workout
You can be the buff one
More serious take: With the decline of the new Roman empire slowly starting to become obvious even to the broader, less educated masses, its leaders increasingly escape to the fantasy aesthetics of the old Roman Empire.
Sic semper tyrannus
Doohickey or not Doohickey. There is no Tryhickey.
Run reactionaries over with my 2001 Honda Civic, I must
This man (baby) is 53 years old. How embarrassing.
He just keeps falling deeper into the fash rabbit hole, I'm just surprised he hasn't outright 14 word posted yet.
How dare he use the name of Mary Beard's book like that
It's a good book. Her Pompeii one is also good
For bonus cringe zoom into his right shoulder, there's a water mark there for a twitter handle. So someone made this obviously AI generated thing and Musk reposted it. Real curious what else that twitter handle is posting but I don't have twitter and I'm not that curious. Throwing it out into the world to see if someone else wants to.
Just boring repetitive shit:
Need the newsom joker thing as an emoji
That last one is slop material for sure
He's reposted it 3 times in the last 48 hours. It's also the tweet immediately above this screenshot.
Brainworms working overtime on that one
Revealing his weakness here: Vandalism
Real Mussolini cribbing Roman Republic vibes