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"I'm horn"
The bringer of Toot!
So, a mastodon user? :^)
But only two. Never three.
toot toot
...toot
"A huge ska fan. Pick it up."
DOOT DOOT
Thank Mr skeltal
Thank Mr. Skeltal.
should have posted this instead
With a gang
Uhhh... Loud?
That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.
It's pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren't going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line
Trumpeter here, I'd be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that's not common here. If we're speaking about horns, it's only French horns
Well, yeah...you play the horn, you aren't a horn yourself. Horns don't even have thumbs.
Another trumpeter here. If it was a wind instrument that didn't have a reed it was called a horn.
Isn't brass more commonly used?
"Brass" "woodwind" and "Percussion" were the clinical anatomy textbook words and "horn" "wind" and "drum" were the casual everyday words.
The piccolo flute is a horn?
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“into ska”
My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action
I would've interpreted it as "tooting", i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.
I AM HORN.
"bander" is the french verb to "have a hard on" so it's still on track in my books
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You've joined a Mariachi band?
"I'm horny" is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.
This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y
My lyrics are bottomless......
I hope they get together again one day because every song they wrote was hilarious.
Agreed. Jenny?
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Someone's tooting their own horn.
Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?
Hi Horny, nice to meet you!
Hi horny, i'm dad.
Believe it or not, jail, right away.
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side...
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