Communism is when no Pizza Hut but also when Pizza Hut
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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Communism is when there is more than one thing.
Eat local or die.
In any other country that would be hyperbolic. With it being USAmerican I fully expect the owner to snap and shoot up a local burger king
Communism is when capitalism
CHAIN = CHINA
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! 
wake up sheeple you have nothing to lose but your chains
NOOOO MY CHAINS
It's true, China has McDonald's and Xi has personally said that the Hamburglar is a pillar of the CPC.
This is revisionism, everyone knows Grimace is the pillar of Dentist thought
Dentist thought?
Ah, so that's why Amerikkkans hate going to the dentist.
I thought it was because majority of "health" insurance consider teeth to be luxury bones.
My father in law has similar gen x/boomer/red scare era brainworms about what communism means. He says the gop are communists bc “they wanna control everything and that’s what communism is”
Are people never curious about these communist monsters that also for some reason waged war against the nazis? Nobody ever thinks what even is communism, maybe I should read a book? You can even watch videos of Lenin and Stalin speaking.
I love doing this thing on the internet where I claim chuds are communists because they don't follow chud values 100% (like how libs call everyone a Russian bot). I didn't realize that was actually how the petit bourgeoisie actually think
communism used to be when no mcdonald but now communism is WHEN mcdonald?
these high level right wing ideas, my brain just can't keep up. i'm all mixed up now
As an ethical consumer I refuse to buy from any small businesses so that they'll go bankrupt quicker.
Makes sense. The logical endpoint of capitalism is the expropriation of small-proprietors of early bourgeois, medieval, and other younger stages, to make way for a concentrated, socially-organized economy, made solely for capital's monopoly rentier-financiers of shareholders, CEOs, and so forth, especially in its current form, imperialism, which exploits natural resources and labor from other parts of the Global South.
But of course, they are confused settler petty-bourgeois drgs so they call any growing capitalist hegemony "communist" because of its concentrated, socially-organized profit effiency...
The best world is one where the commons are re-opened and I get to be the one who steals them bit-by-bit this time.
"I agree!" 
Me out with friends at 2am and I'm hungry for anything.
I always eat local, I can't afford to eat out.
This just reminds me of the time one of those patsoc dimwits tried to say McDonald's is good proletarian food.
Of course they say that when maccas costs you like you just went out to an actual boogie restaurant.
🚨Critical small business tyrant vibes detected!
Broke: Restaurants are bourgeois.
Woke: Chain restaurants are communist.