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Honest question. I'm terrified of failure ;-;
Anyway, I know I'm not the only one who's wished hand soap was edible.

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[–] accideath@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dunno about cilantro but Lipton Ice Tea Lemon (at least here in Germany) tastes like the highly toxic cleaner we used to clean printer stereotypes when I was jobbing at a paper cup manufacturer.

And FuzeTea Lemon tastes like Pustefix soap bubbles.

[–] carmanut@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do you know what the highly toxic cleaner tastes like? Are you a ghost?

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My username isn’t a portmanteau of accident and death for no reason.

In all seriousness though, the cleaner just smelt like the ice tea tasted. The day I first used the cleaner I actually had Lipton Lemon on my way to work and was caught a bit off guard by the smell.

Edit: FuzeTea definitely tastes like the soap bubbles though. The specific brand even, not just any. Source: I was a child once.

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

why are you stereotyping cups 😭😭

[–] superkret@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like this template would fit better:

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Cucumber cilantro hand soap?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It tastes like soap and I feel neutral towards it. Mangoes also taste slightly soapy to me, especially if they’re not totally ripe yet.

And you’re doing great

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

On the subject of other things that taste like soap, oregano also tastes like soap to me. I can't tell if I'm blessed or even more cursed for liking that taste.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hmm. I don’t know if it’s soapy, but I don’t really like oregano. I guess I’ll have to pay attention to why next time I try it

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Oregano does taste soapy to me, I never realized!!

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

It doesn't taste like soap to me and I still don't like it ._.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Mangoes are picked very green so they can survive transport. Getting one that has ripened fully on the tree is a wholly different experience (those big red yellow and green ones are transcendent)

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who was a highly curious kid, I can tell you that Coriander/Cilantro does not taste like soap.

It tastes like soap smells. Soap does not taste like it smells.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You do realize that a great many folks have had their mouths 'washed out' by soap? When I tell you it tastes like soap, I'm not joking.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've heard the saying, but no, I've never met anyone that has actually had their mouth washed out with actual soap.

Nor anyone that claims to have done it to others. Most adult are smart enough to realize that putting a cleaning agent into a childs mouth is a bad idea.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 15 points 1 month ago

To answer your question: You did a good job, that’s the organic, locally sourced memes I crave. 5/5 would chuckle again bee fingerguns emoji

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] duramu@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

Unless you're talking about the seeds.. I'm pretty sure that's only what British people call it

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorta in the third category. It used to taste like soap. Then I purposefully ate it a handful of times. Something flipped in my perception of it and now I like it. I read the soap thing is genetic, but I think what happened to me is more like the compounds that are shared between smelly feet and cheese where the context defines how the scent is interpreted. I'm very sensitive to some flavors. I've only had pine nuts that didn't taste rancid once in my life and that rancid flavor gets stuck in my mouth for hours. Truffle oil just tastes like mold. But Bleu cheeses taste fine. Taste and its interpretation is complex.

[–] Lizardom@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Like you I'm in a third category. For me cilantro isn't soapy, it's just wildly overpowering. If it's in a dish, it's the only thing I will taste that meal. It can be really low in a list of ingredients and still the only thing I taste. I want to like cilantro, but it's too abusive to the other flavors in and meal for my predisposition.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Genuinely confused. It has a fresh scent/flavor. Would I be upset if soap smelled like it? No?? I mean I think some soaps smell like cilantro, but it's not like taking a bite out of an Irish spring bar... Can't tell if I have the soap gene or not, like what kind of soap is it supposed to taste like?

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For me it tastes like drinking water from a cup that was recently washed but not rinsed very well. It’s like a hint of soap, not like biting a bar of soap. It’s unpleasant but not gross to the point of being inedible.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's definitely what it's like for me. I often have to check the ingredients to make sure I rinsed the dish properly or if it's just cilantro (or oregano, which also tastes like soap to me, and smells strongly like it.)

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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

You'd certainly know if you did. As a kid whose many-times-stupid parent actually washed their mouth out with soap for cursing, I know for a fact that it tastes like soap to me.

[–] duramu@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the fact that your refer to it as having a fresh flavor means you don't have the gene... but idk, im pretty sure i don't have it either and this whole talking about senses over the internet thing is kinda like trying to describe colors to blind people.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I didn't know that chocolate and shrimp weren't supposed to burn when I ate them until I was about 21 when it finally clicked. Both of which were foods I enjoyed. 🤷

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I actually didn't know I lost that particular genetic lottery until this year so I can say that from an adult perspective: liquid hand soap mixed with rotten leaves

[–] muix 9 points 1 month ago

I made a similar meme! I like your format too :)

https://infosec.pub/post/1953495

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Everything's edible at least once!

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Just because it’s edible doesn’t mean you can eat it. My dad’s raisin rolls are definitely edible, but alas they are also 5k miles away from me.

Edit, sorry for the pedantry, I just couldn’t help myself

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

If there is no single being on earth that is able to eat it, I'd consider it non-edible. Even if all humans and animals worked together, they could at best eat some parts of the mountain. But that I'd rather consider eating rocks, not eating 'the mountain'.

If we define absorbtion of the mountain by a black hole as eating, I might accept that. Otherwise I double down. :P

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does reading this give me flashbacks to Earl in Big Guy and Rusty?

[–] Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

start at the top and work your way down

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Eating the entire thing is not generally a requirement for something being edible. You can't eat an entire cow, yet cow meat is considered edible (and if you want to say "but you can freeze a cow and eat it bit by bit", consider an adult blue whale - I don't think one human eats that much meat in a lifetime).

You can absolutely eat rocks, most of them aren't even that bad for you if they're somewhat smooth and not too large. Or just grind it down into a powder and bake it into bread, mix it into a milkshake or make a pill out of it. "healing earth" is a thing (helps with digestion) and it's just clay, you're supposed to either take it as a pill or mix it into water.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weird story:

I like cilantro, but there was one Dr. Oetker's frozen pizza that had cilantro on it that somehow tasted like garbage diapers to me. Idk, maybe someone put actual garbage diapers on it in the factory.

I don't trust frozen pizzas now... still like cilantro though.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

maybe someone put actual garbage diapers on it in the factory.

That's what you get if capitalists don't allow workers sufficient bathroom breaks.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

It's just an efficient use of resources. Why flush all those valuable effluents away when we can sell them?

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what is cilantro? is it a herb? that's what i see online...

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's what the Americans call coriander leaves. If you haven't come across that name either it is indeed a herb.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had no idea the term wasn't used in other places. That's interesting. I'll have to keep that in mind in the future.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

What is even more confusing is that apparently, "cilantro" is only used for the stems and leaves, while the rest of the plant (the seeds especially) are still called coriander.

[–] helloworld55@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never actually tasted soap, so i have no idea if i actually like the cilantro flavor or the soap flavor

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Kind of tastes like cilantro.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You forgot about me, people who like cilantro but can't eat it due to allergies.

[–] lars 5 points 1 month ago

Where am I in this meme? It doesn’t taste like soap, but I do not like that flavor—yuck.

[–] big_salad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This meme is rock solid.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like every other condiment it should be used in quantity and where appropriate

I hate too much of it (that goes for any herb or spice) but it’s totally needed to elevate some dishes, at least in our gastronomy (portugal)

Everything with seafood, even some pork stews.

But just a little

Oh and you can chop the stalks to incorporate at the beginning frying part (refogado we call it, what’s the english word?) then just use some leaves as decoration and olfactory bliss

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