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I was thinking “Vladimir LANin”

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[–] underisk@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

boring answer: do not broadcast an SSID

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How do you have friends who visit log into your WiFi?

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

easy, i dont!

[–] itsraining@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just a guess: you do it for them?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How if you can't see it listed?

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plus, if it's a phone you can use your phone's wireless settings to generate a QR code that they can scan to connect automatically to the wifi. I no longer have to deal with spelling passwords or writing it for them or whatever. QR code, scan, connect, easy easy.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Good point, thanks!

[–] itsraining@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Connect to a hidden network" and it will ask you for the SSID and authentication details.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh, thanks!

[–] unperson@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't do this, your phone will periodically ask for hidden SSIDs everywhere you go, making you easy to track passively.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How does that make you easier to track?

Unless you turn off WiFi, phones are always searching for WiFi anyway.

[–] unperson@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Most devices actively ask around for the hidden SSIDs they know about. As in, they send a broadcast in cleartext called a "probe request" containing the list of hidden SSIDs every time they scan for access points.

Today usually the scans use randomised MAC addressess for privacy, but that doesn't help if you have any hidden SSIDs stored because of this list. Places like shopping malls are known to use these beacons to track the movements of individual people.

Before 802.11w (that still works almost always because 802.11w tends to be deactivated for compatibility), there was a trivial way to "unmask" a hidden SSID, you have to wait for someone to talk to the target access point, send a disassociation frame to the victim, and wait for the probe request / response when the victim automatically reconnects.

[–] sevenapples@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Do that many people use hidden ssids that it's worth for non-state actors to track them?

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Another contender is “five year LAN”

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Wu Tang Lan

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Bill Wi the Science Fi

[–] Strayce 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If your devices all support Unicode in SSIDs, "Perfectly Normal WiFi" in Mandarin.

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

FBI Surveillance Van #x is always a classic

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Havana Syndrome Ray Gun Emitter

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Okay now this is epic

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Flowers By Irene

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

I bet you enjoy the default Windows desktop background.

"US Secret Police Station"

[–] blight@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

ItBurnsWhenIP

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

My hotspot's name is "Searching..."

Got my best friend like 5 times with it.

[–] itsraining@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

A classic for a network with a password is something on the lines of "Free WiFi for everyone"

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

While LAN puns are always good, these days I'm thinking "fuck it be explicit" so how about 'Execute all cops'?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I think Gerald would be a nice name for a wifi network

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cool Communist Compound People

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Soviet Broadcast Tower

[–] Jacobo_Villa_Lobos@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

“Router? But I barely know ‘er!”

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Big Penis Academy

5G Transgender Woke Ray

[–] thetaT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Soviet Central Television

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not VLANdimir?

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't talk about SSIDs. They can and are collected passively, with location data attached, on a wide scale. They can be searched by any old bloke.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty fly for a WiFi.