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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

Never go full retardant.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that was a hard R retardant

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Tbf the words are the same amd mean the same

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Got a comment removed on reddit, from an otherwise great mod, for the R word. (Jesus, can't believe I have to type it that way.)

I was asking another person if they could try slowing the action on their pistol, see if that fixed it.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

You mean Ride the hammer forward?

Lol

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~hey whatd you say to me?!~ 🐜

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't you dare check the ignition timing on your small block Chevy.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Small block? Why would you waste any time when you can grab a BBC and blow a tranny... well thats if your rear end survives.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The inclusive procedure is to advance it slightly less than 360 degrees

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Uhhh... Sounds like a great way to include your exhaust as a combustion chamber!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gaydaddy is either a troll or has a bad sense of humor

[–] aaa999@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

bot using ctrl f, perhaps

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"gaydaddy" user better stay out of the aviation industry....

https://aerocorner.com/blog/retard-meaning/

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Or automotive.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago

"I'm going to have to ask you to retard your language."

"It's retarded! I'm retarded!"

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gaydaddy, of course you're afraid of retardant when you're a flaming bundle of sticks.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago

From now on, all ignition sparks are advanced. #progress

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

gaydaddy would not like the French.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Poe’s law applies here. Touché gaydaddy, touché!

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My comment got removed for using the word, wtf lemmy, I thought we didn’t pull this petty shit.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -1 points 1 year ago

"Is this not the freezed peach paradise I was promised by myself in my head?"

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

With a hard T. Two Ts in fact.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the same as idiot or moron, which could both be rather limply accused of being ableist, but we all understand aren't. You would call charlie kirk those words, and you would never call someone with a mental handicap those words.

R-word (which lemmy censors) is fine, just don't use it in the ableist and fucked up way.

"It's not ableist to call people I don't like these words of contempt that specifically refer to a mental condition"

Do you people listen to yourselves? I'll call Kirk a moron any day of the week but it's ableist to do it and I probably shouldn't.

Ah, I figured the language would be "an heartbreaking"

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Highest IQ twitter comment