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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Deleting thread cos it was trending towards self harm and I'm not sure how to best handle that. My apologies

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I will steal these as my own


Edit:. I'm lroud of each and every one of you here congratulations

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shoot coward you will only kill a beanis

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

uh uhh j robinette biden and kamabla hairs executed by hummus

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She Beanis on my garbanzo til I lentil

And post

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay now delete this so I can repost it

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Feel free to do it anyway lol

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What if I was Donald Trump and I just decided to scream for the entire presidency as a bit?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they goosestepped in a moment unbridled enthusiasm

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

'this a delicate momen' 'an awkward 45 degree kick of the leg' 'a roman step'

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I said BAD post not batpost smdh damn head

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When i do a fart but instead i become aware of the water in which i swim:

Image:

Body text: i was sure it was just a fart

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The water was farts all along

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

That explains a lot

[–] Travelator@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every one of you is a fucking asshole. Try to be more like Riker.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Who? Is that a star war character?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How we can survive the Trump presidency.

We just need to practice bipartisanship and avoid being too radical.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

peaceful transfer of power we cant afford to lose decorum at such a critical time

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

uh uh hamas beanis

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh...Kink shaming is ableism...

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Celibacy is ableism smuglord

[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Uhhh beanholio

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2025 world shitting championships

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Signup sheet below:

  1. {____________ | KuroXppi}


[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah shid ah fuck ummm beenis

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

say-the-line-bart-2

Edit: we need the third panel reaction where they cheer

[–] Luna@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon mux just really needed to sneeze during his speech!

(That took me 20 seconds....ooooof)

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Enjoy those extra 10s you saved!!

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

absolute-cinema absolute terrible post

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The conquest of head, and it's creating revolutionaries with blowjobs.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

It may be a good idea to pull the trigger because there's so much shitposting going on inside my head the site would crash if I were to post actual badposts and not the fake badposts I come up with to prevent the them from leaking out.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

would make a joke about being too depressed to threaten me with a good time, but it would be too on the nose and way too dark

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

champagne and champion - evolutionary symbiosis? thonk

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

We could have had lewis hamilton eating shrooms on podium berdly-nooooo

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