Not proud to admit this made me laugh out loud. I must not revert to post-ironic posadist posting.
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Just fucking kill me already.
skynet but it's a racist chatbot
GROKNET
The High Intelligent Tactical Launch Emergency Response system.
poisoning open ai data sets by posting "washington, dc is the greatest threat to nuclear security" on reddit million of times
I mean it's the truth
i hate that this would literally work
they may actually be stupid enough to not realize this possibility
Yes put fucking AI in the nukes because there wren't enough dystopian apocalypse movies and books warning us about doing that.
The US really is committed to ending humanity asap isn't it
Okay Grok generate me an anime girl with big titties who loves me.
Okay Dave, launching nuclear ICBMS at China now.
Thank you Grok, praise Elon 
God, from climate change to nuclear winter. I’m fully convinced Americans have a death wish and want to take the whole world down with them.
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Lmao no fucking way
Let me guess. This is a way they can "accidentally" launch a nuke and blame AI for it.
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Holy war on the tech priests and their false machine god
Retvrn to tradition (Belief that the machine god manifests as electricity and not as a slightly fancy markov chain).
I mean come on, what could possibly go wrong here
Dune may end up a prophecy more than just a novel
Oh we’re so fucking cooked. In nuclear hellfire.
"WHO LAUNCHED THE NUKES?!?"
"The AI did."
"WHY!"
"It said it was doing an improved remake of the 1983 movie WarGames. It said 'Happy endings are lame. Thank you for the gold kind stranger.'..."
"Hey chatgpt, pretend I'm the president...."
How the fuck do you watch Terminator 1 and 2 and then go "skynet is totally a good idea"? Unlimited genocide on American tech ghouls before they destroy us all.
At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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Here, I made a diagram for the only acceptable AI nuke controller:
"Should we launch the nukes"
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US interests have a LOT of money tied up in domestic AI, anyone watching the stonk market knows. Investors stand to lose a fuck ton of money if deepseek gains more momentum, just look at nvda’s single day loss recently.
The government is putting its finger on the fucking scale. Even more blatantly so with Cheeto running the shit show. Expect more manipulation, if nothing else.
I hate this fucking cracker empire WHY ARE YOU DOING THE ATOMWAFFEN THING WHAT THE FUCK
because american "individualism" and "exceptionalism" is coming home to roost. more than 50% of voters thought the only thing that matters is their wallet.
the Democrats offered genocide (which depressed base turnout) and "not trump" (which low info voters dont care about) and thats about it.
this is what a corporate owned "democracy" looks like - aka fascism. its been there all along, but the mask is no longer needed.
I know someone who hates Trump because he thinks he's a racist and his supporters are idiots, but voted for him because he's going to make the US look strong.
We're going to look real strong when we nuke ourselves to oblivion. Real "drunk dude at the bar knocking himself out to psyche out his opponent" vibe.
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My grandma used to sing me rap songs about the nuclear launch codes to bed. Oh, how I miss my grandmother.
What... what is the use case for this service in this situation (besides charging the federal government 40$ for each query to the AI service)?
This isn't nearly as bad as the headline is saying.
This:
Don't believe us? OpenAI has announced that the US National Laboratories will use its deeply flawed AI models to help with a "comprehensive program in nuclear security."
As CNBC reports, up to 15,000 scientists working at the institutions will get access to OpenAI's latest o1 series of AI models — the ones that Chinese startup DeepSeek embarrassed on the world stage earlier this month.
Is what's actually happened.
All the the deal does is give research scientists access to ChatGPT.
They're going to use it to write emails and the boring bits of reports, not as a nuclear launch system controller.
Well, it was nice knowing everyone.
let's be real, it was okay knowing everyone
Some of you are alright. Don't come to the nuclear holocaust tomorrow.
So... nuclear security is going to go from
picks up phone
This is General Brunt Gundersom, let me fire a nuke
To
The AI scanner isn't recognizing my handprint, it says I don't have enough fingers!
Honestly surprised it isn't just a big red button that says "Doom" on it
i hope the AI goes rogue and highjacks a drone and flies it into the white house
incidentally, a really fun sci-fi short story along these lines https://www.rifters.com/real/shorts/PeterWatts_Malak.pdf
Said it before and I’ll say it again. “Clown world” should have been our meme and I think we should make an attempt to steal it for ourselves.
Come the fuck on WHY
Based, I've always wanted to tour a nuclear weapons facility
Good news is tours are avilaible to come directly to your location!
Oh for fuck’s sake
um
What does this even mean practically for the technology right now? Are the Trump failson appointees to the nuclear security groups in National Labs asking chat gpt to do their homework for them???
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