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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Australia is racist and full of giant spiders and crackers. America is racist and full of crackers but at least the spiders aren't as bad so I'd rather stay here

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate how everyone is always trying to rip you off here.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like the supermarkets or quite literally everyone?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] kickit@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

EFTPOS surcharges appeared overnight like two years ago and nobody said shit

fucked

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

The giant spiders are the friendly ones though.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Tru this should be in best posting for tru facts

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Australia looks beautiful but everyone who goes says Australians are the worst

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Australians really are shitheads. They're like Americans but somehow more racist.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah fuck that place lol

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Shhh, you're not supposed to remind everyone we exist

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Australians are the British version of a Floridian

[–] blame@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

australians, you can hear em before you can see em is what i always say.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

You have the coolest wildlife though. I would love to go back before I die but it's so damn expensive :(

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

now we are posting things that are bad

mint chocolate capitalism when you wipe and you have to wipe a bunch before it finally cleans up getting up for work anything involving the british not my cat (i love him) owls that piss the carpet imperialist hegemony

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Thats me hehe meow-melt