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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 118 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 88 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They'd only get a light sentence anyway.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Depending on the frequency of the offence

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

Might have community service periodically

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I bet that guy feels like he gets where he's going in no time at all!

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 96 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Okay, just back of the envelope math. Assuming the car is truly 550nm, so the blue car is 400nm, and the red car is 700nm... How fast is the car going?

Napkin math says 0.27c.

Δλ=λ(V/c)

Now someone else can figure out the kinetic energy of the car and why the whole continent just exploded...

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

OK now how fast did old man's head move

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 67 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay, napkin math... his nose is about 20cm long, and assuming it rotated about a perfect circle. The car moved say 10m. At the speed the car is moving, it covers that distance in ~120ns. So he has to move the end of his nose around a quarter circle of radius 20cm in 120ns. Let's say 30cm total movement, for easy math. 0.25cm/ns or 0.00025m/ns. The speed of light is 0.300m/ns, so we're talking about ~0.001c at the tip of his nose. Which is incidentally very close to the speed of sound in air.

So, probably not quite a sonic boom off the end of his nose. Assuming my math is correct. Very strong neck muscles. Also, he's been vapourized.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Ah this is so great. In the transonic regime (just below 1.0 Mach) the air moving over the surface of his nose will break the speed of sound as it gets out of the way.

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I think you missed a factor of 1000 when comparing against the speed of sound in air. I think it should be almost 1000 times the speed of sound, so definitely sonic boom and definitely vaporised!

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 34 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you take into account that the car is not driving directly towards the viewer?

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 weeks ago

I ain't doing hyperbolic equations on my napkin ;)

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 13 points 4 weeks ago

So about 180 million MPH. I hope he doesn't get a ticket!

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

now calculate the Lorentz contraction

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, car stuck in dick.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Why explode, the car didn't accelerate or interact with the continent

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Even ignoring the tires interacting with the road, you have air molecules. I don't think that would be enough to destroy a continent, but it would be very destructive.

Here is a cool What If? from xkcd about throwing a baseball at 0.9c.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Sound like a ton worth of mass would do a lot of damage indeed

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Wow, that seems to be the very first What If ever!

[–] rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

For the same reason this baseball causes an expanding plasma-ball disintegrating everything. Fusion with air molecules that can't get out of the way fast enough https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 78 points 4 weeks ago

Here's the original image. It was originally posted in 2017 and has been shared so many times it was difficult to find a good copy. I had to use wayback to get this copy.

[–] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 49 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

One shift
Two shift
Red shift
Blue shift

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, remember when Valve made half life games? It was a better time back then.

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Half life : alyx is not that old.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I’d call that half like with an asterisk.

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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the sonic boom of this car passing will kill this poor man

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Well, when that finally happens the car will be fine, far away from Earth.

[–] drthunder@midwest.social 21 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If that guy is keeping track of that car, his neck is def broken

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 16 points 4 weeks ago

Everything around the car would be broken too, including the car

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 weeks ago

And one fast head turn

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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 16 points 4 weeks ago

what a beatiful green car

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

For some reason I can never remember which causes red or blue shift, but with this I might actually remember it

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 13 points 4 weeks ago

Blue has a smaller wavelength, so when something is approaching fast it "squishes" the light, making a smaller wavelength.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe it's slightly convoluted but here's how I tackle it in my head: I just think of infrared and ultraviolet, ultraviolet being greater frequencies than violet and infrared being the opposite for red. Blue is on the way from infrared to ultraviolet, so blue has a greater frequency than red.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

You can either know the position of the car or the momentum, but not both.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

But why is the car stretched? And why doesn't it appear rotated?

[–] Hazelnutcookiez@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It's how Doppler works.

I don't understand it enough to actually explain but Wiki does a pretty good job.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

The poster you are replying to is pointing out the inaccuracies that this comic didn't consider relativistic effects.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This is also playing on red-shift/blue-shift.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 13 points 4 weeks ago

what do you mean "also"?

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

They are the same effect just using different kinds of wave.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyowwwwwwwwwwww

Doppler's Politics

[–] Gerprimus@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

YEA! SCIENCE JOKES!

[–] BillTongg@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I know just enough about the light spectrum and the red shift to understand why this is funny (thanks Prof. Brian Cox!), but it underlines how shallow my knowledge is. So much cosmology, so little time...

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