Do they make glow in the dark paint for auto use? If so, then paint it glow in the dark.
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I like this one too.
I have painted a version of this on an old cop car I had and it got very positive responses from people
Mystery machine.
Not FBI sign.
Why limit to the sides when you could go full Mystery Machine?
This one is tempting.
This is a good one. I'm a fan of full body airbrushes.
I loved that movie so much! It’s been a while, should watch it again.
Hire an artist to design a Mad fold-in picture that reveals something interesting when you slide the door open.
Notice, it works with text as well.
"this way up" and arrow. Should prevent rollover in the event of an accident.
A scale painting of your van, but smaller.
But then the painting will have to have a scale painting of a van on it as well, for accuracy's sake.
But then that painting will as well, so keep going till you have that effect when you hold up mirrors to each other.
SCREAMING FOR VAN-GENCE
Meatcanyon?!
Right idea but way too high quality.
Relatively small piece of cardboard duct taped to the van with something misspelled like "coten candy". That's the perfect panel van vibe.
Everyone will avoid you, cops won't take you seriously (unless you aren't white, in which case, best of luck with a white panel van).
Free candy signs.
Paint it brown. Then commission an artist to design you a sick ass mural. A dragon or maybe a wizard mid cast.
Airbrush your mom on a flamed vehicle of her choice.
Chariot with wings
cover it in cats
One can achieve that by running over some felines.
Pussy mobile.
Angry upvote
Edit: holy shit, it's SatansMaggottyCumFart, Lemmy royalty!
Hire someone to paint a grateful dead album cover on the side. Pay for a vanity plate that says 420GRAN
The cover to Meatloaf’s Bat Out Of Hell 2 album.
You could make it look like a hot wheel by adding those old school flame decals on the sides, and honestly bonus points if you go around with frosted tips, yellow shades, a flame print shirt and some shorts
Add some solar panels and a portable battery?
It’s an e-transit, so it already is a portable battery. Unless you have it parked in direct sun for several days, the solar panels don’t make up for their weight or their effect on aerodynamics.
The Grim Reaper on a motorcycle made of fire, or a unicorn and dolphins in a Lisa Frank style painting.
Personally, I'd do one on one side, the other on the other.
Wings
Hear me out: Catgirls
"A large van"