Let's be honest, 90% of masculine hobbies are a thin veneer of bigotry over the gayest shit you've seen
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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they were just openly gay because the idea of "gayness" as we know it did not exist for them
It's almost like masculine standards as a whole are cultural...
oh, yeah, absolutely. you can just move into modern asian media and see the standard for masculinity shift. a korean male lead meant to be the romantic interest will be in a pink suit and clearly be wearing makeup. toned body but otherwise soft-looking features we'd see incels here claiming were clearly feminine. its a stark contrast to what we see as masculine in the west. or in a historical chinese drama you might see a man who is meant to be heroic in pastel, flower print hanfu with a really fancy pin in his hair in the shape of a butterfly or something.
So, a weighted vest?
It's literally just rucking, capitalist innovation my ass
0/10 not shaped like a turtle shell
Looks like we got ourselves a business plan right here
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Okay but what's more important how big it is, or how you use it?
For me it's all about reps
The motion in the ocean is more important than the size of the boat!
You can create a coefficient of angular momentum with the rate of incident. So something like (v•Hz)+X•Y² so long as your keep or above 1.5 you are good for most cases. When you really want to put in work getting up to about 2.3 is well tolerated. Any more and you are gonna lose your displacement over time. The main use for X¹ or shaft is ensure compliance with the minimum approach angle.
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I'm just happy about the people who google for a 'strap-on' after this...
I got pretty jacked in high school and college doing this by accident. I have a fear of forgetting something important whenever I go from one place to another, so I bought a high quality hiking backpack and hauled my entire work and school life with me everywhere I went. Including all the textbooks!
Same, minus the textbooks
Literally me but with a bike
My back hurts
just a wholesome dad getting ABSOLUTELY SHREDDED for his sons.
Getting slammed by a strap-on for the fam, true American patriots to the front
There is a LOT to unpack here (several puns intended)
How does it work, does it give you electric shocks every time it detects a burger in front of your belly?
I would probably try that out for a wh....-oweee!
Remember when people where sharing strap stories on tikTok about how they didn't expect it to be as physically tiring as it was?
Nobody cares about the dudes' toil 😔
I definitely missed "gym" the first time I read the headline
so that's where they keep all the fetuses