imma rant a little, but native (or whatever it's called when hosts of podcasts/videos read an ad) ads annoy the shit out of me, cause the hosts are lying for money (which makes all following information sus). i know it's a perceived childish point of view, but i really don't think it is. i'm not that annoyed with actors or in scene movie adverts (they are usually funny if they are bad, like james bond ka-ching moments, or just whatever), even if they work, cause i don't expect truth from actors

The "you blew it all up" scene from Planet of the Apes but the tone is positive

I had no idea who this Ms Rachel person was before zionists tried to cancel her but after looking her up, it's really the most comical target imaginable. There's a lot of weird stuff on Youtube Kids but Ms Rachel seems so sincere and wholesome, she has all these videos with Elmo, going after her of all people is wild.

Edit: I watched the first 5 minutes and it stands out to me that during the ABCs song with Elmo, she's actually singing harmonies to the tune. I feel like I wouldn't bother with that if I was singing to toddlers and it's kinda sweet that she does.

Edit 2: "If you ask any parent in the United States to choose between abandoning Ms Rachel and being Hamas, you're going to get everyone to choose being Hamas." - Matt Lieb

without love, it cannot be seen - rizz
clap your hands if you believe - harassment

I like to think of tankies as Anakin Skywalker in that scene on the Grass with Padme. Anakin is gently explaining his hopes for the future, the wonderful world he wants to build, but when asked if people disagree he says “then they’ll be made to”, revealing his authoritarian streak. To anakin, like the tankie, seems obvious that an ultimate authority is necessary to shepherd the people into their eventual utopia, by force if necessary.

Giving yourself brainrot is just a softer version of self elected lobotomy, I say this with experience

Woke Mind Virus? Wake me up when we deal with the Broke Mime Crisis!

Ha. gottem.

I’m stuck in a horrible web of contradictions between not being intrinsically motivated, wanting to improve myself to improve my relationships, and being told “you shouldn’t change for other people it has to be for yourself!”

Like isn’t “wanting to have better relationships” a good motivator? I literally don’t care about myself lol

Last post from the DPRK user that posted the AMA in Lemmy

We keep launching celebrities and the wealthy into space and they keep coming back.

Only 17 years late but just watched the dark knight for the very first time. Doubt the critics came out with the idea that Batman was the villain all along even though it’s kinda spelled out pretty blatantly. I guess it’s basically in the title too, “Dark Knight.” Still though, I can imagine the convos when this movie came out being extremely nauseating to someone with a left worldview (especially with the surveillance mechanism used in the end)

I did really fucking like it though ngl

Accidentally gave someone advice when r/cooking came up on my TruAnnon and Blackwolf feed as recommended. Now I'm getting it all the time. These people are fucking dipshits. Got dudes dry heating pans on max cause a recipe said to get a pan as hot as possible. So many posts about how to use really frequently used ingredients but somehow OP has a restaurant's years supply. Like 'what can I do with 500lbs of chicken skin?'

Today I had to transport some cats and one of them kept meowing. So I said "say meow if you're a little stinker." He fell for it, lol. Dumbass little stinker.

meanwhile, on meanwhile on lemmygrad

The Tankie triad needs to be totally defederated.

They are growing increasingly extreme and have started planning troll farm type operations to make posts on normal instances and boost them with alt accounts.

I suspect the admins Davel and Cowbee are part of it.

They are either just desperate tankies or literal troll farm employees. Either way they are repeating CCP propaganda straight from the playbook.

https://lemmy.world/ comment/16446820

lol, obvs dont engage with this absolute sucker, the way they right is so matter of fact and pompus, honestly reminds me of me, come to the darkside 'softest' 'saphic'

also this great tagline from the DPRK AMA

The CCP ramped up propaganda after the inauguration on all social media.

This is just one front.

https://sh.itjust.works/ post/36099155/17992854

Just had so much pizza for breakfast, I'm so bad

To be in control of your emotions and do what is right is literally the opposite of soft

I sleep in a four poster bed with three other posters

Last time it was a new megathread, this time it's a new megathread? What's next?! A new megathread?! When does it end???

decide to play Rimworld

download The Progression Modpack

follow installation instructions

game spends ten minutes loading

game freezes computer for another minute

game crashes

peak game modding right here

Blew my gf’s mind that cacio e pepe is just butter noodles with cheese and pepper

footage of the Gaza genocide has me losing my mind. I don't know what to do, I hate being here

American Boy came on inside of a store I was in this week and I unironically thought someone was playing the Fortnite song off of their phone as a joke until the lyrics hit. It's been years and I've never heard the real song.

Phone calls literally set off my fight or flight this sucks

it is april 14 and stalin saved the world from fascism

Xi is visiting my country at the moment, and the libs on my country's subreddit are (predictably) spamming Winnie the Pooh and social credit memes

pettan pettan tsurupettan

I'm getting a fucking canopy for my bed. They're like $60. Had no idea they were so cheap. I wonder if you can get one in black? I like absolute darkness for sleep

Please, don't use social media as your source of validation