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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 56 points 5 days ago

Always enjoyed that the eating habits of the democratic elites are so strange and bland that conservatives preferred to believe a global kidnapping conspiracy made more sense

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 53 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I just don't understand these fucking freaks. All this money and power and they still order a plain hotdog with no bun. They inflict unimaginable suffering on the world and they aren't even indulging in simple pleasures like a decent lunch.

A fucking hot dog.

[–] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 54 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's hard to accept that these ghouls inflict all this violence for no real reason other than the satisfaction they get from subjugating other people

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It really is, it's just such an alien mindset to me

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You've just never had absolute power and a craving for tubesteak

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

And frankly, it shows

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

"I'd boil the oceans for one more plain hot dog with no bun." - Hillary "H-Dawg (the H stands for Hot)" Clinton

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're literally no more interesting that your average American hog or liberal wine mom.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hate to say it but at least your average American hog might actually enjoy themselves if they were given that kind of money. It'd be horrendous, think feast-1feast-2, but it would be more understandable than ordering a bare hotdog.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There is some amazing high end industrial kitchen equipment that I would SOOO buy if I were rich. A huge ass kitchen and a shower that is the size of a room are the only two rich guy things I can think of that I'd want as part of a house.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Money is wasted on the rich

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

fuck towels i want like 40 blow dryers

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[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Their form of indulging in pleasure is inflicting suffering on the world. These people are the section of the bourgeois who don't care about their self-interest and are true believers in the capitalist ideology

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (17 children)

It is common to eat hot dogs without buns in Norway. This is because people in Norway often eat hot dogs wrapped in a potato-based flatbread instead ("pølse i lompe") — or in select parts of Norway and Sweden, particularly in the city of Moss in Østfold County, hot dogs may be eaten wrapped in a waffle ("pølse i vaffel" or "pøffel").

This may seem like tangential information but it has huge implications for the "hot dog is a sandwich" debate.

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Flat bread is still bread, so I'd say it's still a sandwich, it's like those hamburgers that have doughnuts instead of the traditional buns.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Would this mean that any type of flatbread wrap is a sandwich? Burritos, fajitas, tacos, all sandwiches?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (11 children)

Yes. Pizza is an open face sandwich on focaccia flat bread

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[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying Hillary was a Norge spy?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

Alas, the Danish spy Donald ("Dane-ald") Trump won the election instead.

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago

It must've been so bizarre for the people who leaked these emails. The emails are talking about them openly doing some corrupt shit, yet all the people who care about it are talking about some weird secret code that makes no sense.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Real answer: hilldawg is ancient and has the caloric intake requirements of a lichen. Carbs would probably fuck her shit up. Which, tbh, makes it all the more baffling that our special McDonald's boy is still kicking.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

if you eat enough mcdonalds the preservatives stop you from dying

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

He has enough beef tallow in his system from the 80s that he’s embalmed like a mummy

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (3 children)

vintage reaction gif spotted

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is that lindsay ellis? Lol

[–] Catalyst512@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

I think it is, but from a time when she made videos for nostalgia critic.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

There's a bun on that dog, dog.

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

It sucks that this leak is probably one of the last of its kind. Everyone knows email is really insecure 😔

[–] edge@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

pizzagaters, probably: "that's code for a circumcised baby"

Honestly about as believable as Hilldawg actually requesting a bunless hotdog

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

One glizzy, no bun, for you madame president.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

a hot dog with no hot dog. extra/heavy mayo.

do not make eye contact with me.

thanks.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

perchance a cold hotdog straight from the package with just a bag of dipping flour on the side please

Thanks, H

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Meals I would've asked for when I was five

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[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Psycopaths

Or a sex thing

Or she enjoying tormenting her Renfields

Probably a mix of the three

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

More than anything else, this convinced me she is a psychopath

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Everyone in this comment section is talking about this like it's literal, but isn't this a sex thing? She's soliciting dick, right?

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She was probably on the atkins diet. It was huge for a while

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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

People out here accidentally recreating pizzagate lol

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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