didn't one of the online missions from GTAV involve doing work for a satirical version of Elon Musk (Avon Hertz) who, besides being an obvious ultrarich tech douchebag, turns out to be an omnicidal shithead that the player has to kill to stop him from incinerating the planet with nukes for "progress"?

gtaV is probably the least biting in its satire of American culture, but shitting all over tech moguls (and even killing them hilariously) is a consistent refrain in the game. like they have the player kill the Mark Zuckerberg stand-in back when the game launched. not just because his in-universe social media platform is deeply invasive of privacy (LifeInvader), but also because shorting his stock just before taking him out with a cellphone bomb at a live stockholder hype event nets a shitload dough.

Musk is like a guy who opens a popular book that is about Elon Musk being a loser that is comically murdered and says, "this is lame, actually, and no one likes it."

I'm glad shooting cops in cyberpunk is optional too, I like beating them to death with my massive gorilla arms

I mean, I find GTA boring but shooting pigs is the best part of that series

The Soy Right indeed

https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/1820tvc/respect_obey_authority/

Worst part about VI being delayed is we get another year of these dorks being overly performative about a game they claim they’ll never play. Something something virtue signaling.

Who looks at this and says "based"? Milquetoast liberal winemoms and grandpas?

I'm going to play GTA VI twice to make up for these losers not playing at all

Shidding myself after I accidentally shot a cop in the opening of GTA V. May have to sue RockStar Games for damages

These guys will be overly performative about how good the game is if there's a caricature of a trans or woke person in the game.

I'm a g*mer and I have not had the need to kill any virtual beings in 10 years. I mainly play Pokémon, Splatoon, Pro Evo (up to 2018, the new ones sucked), Mario Kart, fighting games (SF6, Guilty Gear), and competitive Monster Rancher 2 on constant rotation. Get on my level Elon.

The new punk rock

You shouldn't fight cops in cyberpunk, it's not funny. You should install the mod which makes it funny instead

step one: the new GTA has a woman protagonist

step two:

damp ass losers, also gta2 rocked hard back in the day

dan you could've searched the names of the actual GTA titles instead of just numbering them dan. dan GTA VI hasn't been out yet dan no one has played it dan. dan your list also misses the breasts (or cock and balls idk) of someone else dan.

: “I can excuse real life violence, racism hate crimes, war, pollution, poverty, genocide, embezzlement, colonialism, animal cruelty, scamming, corruption, oppression, disease, and every other petty means of ruining my target’s day…but I draw the line at playing as a morally grey protagonist in a video game!”

: “You can ex…actually I have no idea where to start on this one lmao.”

They are such anime villains lmao, are they all auditioning to be irl tumblr sexymen or something?