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At least, it would have been a nice side plot in "Inglorious Basterds".

I would argue that it is very family friendly if you aren't a Nazi.

Not if she says, "For Uncle Ben!" before pulling the trigger.

I would watch the ever loving hell out of an HBO series about this woman. They would make fucking millions too, and people would learn about a real hero. Triple W

TIL KZ stands for Konzentrationslager (concentration camp).

The face that shot a hundred Nazis.

There've been Batman comics where he admits that he knows he could do so much more to improve Gotham than by beating up criminals but he's fundamentally broken (to the point where he considers Bruce Wayne to be the alter ego of Batman rather than the other way around), so he just keeps punching things.

Yeah, while I like Batman to an unhealthy degree, I'll never miss an opportunity to shit on what a horrible character he is.

Batman gets comic books and movies because he's someone for us all to aspire to: being so rich and removed from reality that you don't realize that you're the creator of your own enemies. Being so fantastically wealthy that you can't see how you're causing a wealth gap that forces people to turn to crime so they can afford housing and food. Making it so that mentally ill people—who gain powers from desperate paid experiments, suffer workplace accidents due to poor worker's rights, or birth defects due to proper healthcare inaccessibility—can't access therapy and medication until they're already labeled as criminals and are forced to be under the state's care. And then he dresses up as a monster and beats the shit out of all of them at night. Batman and Bruce Wayne get comic books and movies because we applaud them for proving that they recognize that flattening the wealth gap will solve many problems by funding social services such as orphanages, but then missing the mark by privatizing what should be public services and funneling your largest donations through things like "charity auctions" and the ballet, an art form so removed from the lower classes that you beat the shit out of the poor just for showing up at a performance because they're obviously unable to afford a ticket.

You wanna celebrate a woman who fucks a few monsters and then shoots them in the woods? That's fine, but you gotta make a few minor changes: the woman has to be a man who is super strong instead of sexy, s/he needs to fight the disenfranchised rather than legitimately evil people, and they have to show their softer side by only permanently maiming these poor people instead of killing them. AKA, Batman.

… fuck me they’d humanize one of the Nazis

There’s plenty to go on. It’s not like they had no life except flirting with and executing nazis.

Excerpt from the wp page:

During World War II, the Oversteegen family hid a Jewish couple in their home.[3] Freddie Oversteegen and her older sister Truus began handing out anti-Nazi pamphlets, which attracted the notice of HaarlemCouncil of Resistance commander Frans van der Wiel. With their mother's permission, the girls joined the Council of Resistance, which brought them into a coordinated effort.[2]Freddie was fourteen years old at the time.[3][4]

Oversteegen, her sister, and friend Hannie Schaft worked to sabotage the Nazi military presence in the Netherlands.[5] They used dynamite to disable bridges and railroad tracks.[6] They also smuggled Jewish children out of the country or helped them escape concentration camps.[2]

The Oversteegens and Schaft also killed German soldiers, with Freddie being the first of the girls to kill a soldier by shooting him while riding her bicycle.[1][5] They also lured soldiers to the woods under the pretense of a romantic overture and then killed them.[1][5]Oversteegen would approach the soldiers in taverns and bars and ask them to "go for a stroll" in the forest.[2][5]

There's one ad I saw where someone asks one guy riding a fancy car, "So what's your super power?" and the guy replies with, "Being rich" and the immediate cuts to epic action scenes. Just a tiny bit on the nose. 🙄

Empowering the average person is disruptive to your peasant caste

Interestingly enough, I think it's more useful to make people want to be and believe they can be rich. They'll actively defend the wealthy if they see them as future peers. I mean, I think that's why even lowly MAGAts defend tax breaks for the rich even if very few of them make over 100k.

Two chance events prevented Gibson from succeeding: First, Mussolini happened to turn his head to look at a group of nearby students who were singing a song in his honor. This caused the bullet to graze the bridge of his nose rather than hit him square in the face. Second, though Gibson fired another bullet, it lodged in her pistol. By that point, she had already been dragged to the ground by a mob.

History's really rhyming here.

The main actress will definitely lead them through the forest with no shoes on.

He couldn't think of a way to fit a scene focused entirely on the protagonist's feet into the story.

We do tend to do tales of tragedy though. She was the victim on two different counts, as well as being the hero (recruited as a child soldier, and defending against hostile invasion. Heroic for shooting Nazis).

Depicting someone defending against the bad guys while being taken advantage of by the good guys and meanwhile shooting pedophile Nazis feels like a shoe in.

Also, it wasn't technically a war crime at the time. The conventions around not using child soldiers are shockingly recent. Was still a bad thing to do, but only by modern standards.
We also tend to glorify war crime stories depressingly often, so I'm not sure that point even stands.

So Kick-Ass it, make it about her going and out killing these SS pedos who are following a 14 year old into the woods.

And we totally do, look at Inglourious Basterds.

Also, being an adult would turn the majority of them off

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