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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 41 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Californians: "idk, he just kept asking and I kept saying, like, the beach? The coast? The seaside? Eventually he just stormed off in a huff, but, yeah, no, super weird guy. I still don't know what he wanted."

Context: as long as I've been on the west coast, I've literally never heard anyone call it the shore.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Lived in FL for 28 years and the last time I heard it called the shore was in Ocean City, MD In 1997

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Yea we call our side the Eastern Shore.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 6 points 6 days ago

Lmao, I was having the same thought. "Shore" wouldn't have crossed my mind unless I'm talking about Gulf Shores. And that's a beach town in my mind. Hell, I grew up close enough to Jersey and have lived near the Gulf of Mexico for over 20 years; "shore" just isn't in my vocab like that

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Except it doesn't work that way. It's not about wordplay, but the esoteric power of being explicitly invited.

[–] Stitch0815@feddit.org 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But it does work that way because vamipres are made up and so are the rules

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: Buffy (the series, not the movie, not the comic) is the only true vampire canon, and everything else is fanfic, and older stuff is from future time travelers writing fanfic.

[–] Stitch0815@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

Mhhh interesting point.

I will take it into consideration :D

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Vampires are from Staten Island and Noo Yawk Citttttaaaaaay.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

No they're just regular human bartenders there.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

No Jackie Daytona is a normal human from Tucson Arizoniia you fool.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago

A lot of us in NOLA, too! And Denver for some reason...

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Coast on inside? Don't mind if i do!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the magic preventing a vampire from entering without permission would not be overcome so easily.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Its not magic if its real.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

a sphincter says what?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm from Jersey (New). I go down the shore, and while down the shore I go to the beach. This is how it's always been and always will be (until the shore comes up to me because we've destroyed the environment)!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Maryland here. The shore isn't the ocean or beach. It's the shore.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Sinners was so fucking good

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

how is the answer to this yes?

[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Shore can sound like "sure"

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Unexpected Bergerac.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 111 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Beach.

There's no need to call me names, buddy

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Off topic, but it paints a grisly picture of humanity that all vampires have higher standards for consent than many humans.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That’s because vampires are fictional.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

You're right, of course, but you should still see the comment about Bryan Johnson elsewhere in this thread, if you haven't already.

https://lemmy.world/comment/17214940

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Seriously.

One vampire Dev pops "by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home." Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it's a feeding frenzy....

...How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?

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[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How does the lore work? Does the vampire need to hear the right thing or does the person need to mean the right thing?

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The whole thing is vampire propaganda to make the general population feel more safe

Big Blood is playing us for fools

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