This is the kind of shit I was hoping to see out of Charlie Sheen..
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Essence el shit.
Eau de Bouffon
Male Fragrance: Top Note - Urine Middle Note - Rape Bottom Note - Rotting corpse in the Arizona desert
Female Fragrance: Top Note - Botox Middle Note - Moldy leaking silicone Bottom Note - Sludge from the bottom of a bar trash bin
Who's that on the bottle?
My first thought! Definitely not this guy:
Smells like 🌮
More like Hamberders and Covfefe
What a completely shameless, embarassing asshole. Who can like this guy seriously.. I fucking do not get it. Well I hope it covers up poo smell.
Ah the smell of rotten orange ass in the morning is exactly what no one wants. Probably give you syphilis at the point of contact.
RFK Jr will prescribe spraying it in your throat for the next pandemic.
Unrealistic. That figurine is too slim.
Propably resembles something like snake babies is semen
And they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.
Trump is kinda the opposite. He's all about that peanut farm, and was from the start. POTUS is just a way to get more peanuts. And narcissism of course.
Why does this remind me of a certain golden calf?
No idea what you're talking about! /s
Can't make this shit up.
I will always love the story about how it's made in China - the country whose name our Führer can only cough out with a derisive undertone. While claiming it was made in North America. And it hasn't got any gold in it - just fiberglass and chrome color.
I like that this implies that Biden was also Trump - presumably in an ingenious “doddery Old Man” disguise. Also, omlol at the body proportions on the statuette.
That's the figure he had in 1945 through 1947.
Monetize sovereignty.
I hate how often I have to say "literally 1984" these days.
Can you imagine the outrage if any other US president engaged in such blatant corruption and violations of the Emoluments Clauses?
I don't know, Trump's never done anything to compare with what Obama did.
I don't know why we don't talk about it more, it rocked the political world. Still is!
I knew what this was before I clicked it! On top of everything else, I love the choice of music. It's the same pseudo-oriental music they use in movies and TV show when they introduce a terrorist lair in some Arabic nation. Preferably in squalor. Unbearable heat, hungry children barely moving in the dust. Or a docu about Al Qaeda.
edit: oh, it's just a cut from the whole video. How could you forget Dijon-Gate, Bicycle-Gate and many more! Truly the worst POTUS ever. And people begrudge Trump a little vanity. SMH
NSFW jeez!
Any Democratic president, you mean. Rules never seem to apply to Republicans.
That’s because Republicans don’t have principles. They only respect power.
And both the men's and women's fragrances have a statuette of a man (presumably an idealized Trump from about 50 years ago). So I guess they think that women want to be Trump too. That's just as delusional as thinking that men want to be Trump.
And based on what I've heard, that men want to smell like him. Why not just shit your pants and get that "victory" scent for free!?
“Victory 45-47,” is all about the success and winning… but “45-47” just reminds sane people that he lost 46.
Jesussss christ. Imagine the fuckin aneurism the right would have if Obama did this
Imagine the fucking aneurism if Obama did this today.
Or Biden!
This has to be satire... The Victory brand is an Authoritarian government brand from the novel 1984.
"The [Victory Gin] was like nitric acid, and moreover, in swallowing it one had the sensation of being hit on the back of the head with a rubber club."
This guy checks all the boxes for the anti-christ, follows the Nazi playbook so close you can just tell he’s a fan, and now is just being the bad guys from 1984.
It’s incredible how much Republicans SCREAM that they are the evil ones, at the tops of their lungs, but their base refuses to listen.
It’s real. And it’s $249 a bottle.
Is the fragrance just old man diaper?
Never miss an opportunity to run another grift! ABG, always be grifting!
Hmm, maybe the G in MAGA does not stand for "great" after all.
I hate it here
It's as of somebody somehow crossed Mr. Burns and Ralph Wiggum, brought him to life and made him president.