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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love unhinged data storage methods. My favorite is storing data in internet server pings to australia: Harder Drive

A close runner up goes to Can you store a Pokemon silver save INSIDE of Pokemon Emerald? Adef made his own video on it in I Turned Pokemon Emerald into a Flash Drive

Anyone have more? This is like my favorite genre of internet nonsense

[–] sfjvvssss@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

There was this perdon who encoded their data in video and uploaded it to YouTube.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What if all songbirds today are just singing encoded messages from a long dead civilization, passed down through generations of birds, and we just haven't realised it yet

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

But the reason there is nothing obvious on the spectrogram is because it's compressed data

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

*hits bong*

[–] Throlkim@lemmy.throlk.im 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Here's the video this is referencing, for those interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQCP-5g5bo

Love his channel - he really does just spend months at a time following some ridiculous audio-based whim and he puts so much effort into it.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

Thanks for sharing, I didn't know him, and the video was really great.

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[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 121 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Benn Jordan is one of my favorite musicians, YouTubers, and people in the world. Highly recommended

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[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I literally just finished watching the video and open Lemmy to find this as the first post. That's kinda crazy. It's a great video. Just in case it hasn't been posted yet here it is

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I love this dude's work. He's so chaotic, and it makes me happy to see someone thriving by leaning in their ADHD

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Definitely chaotic good energy. Big fan of his videos.

[–] hex@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know he makes music? It's The Flashbulb :)

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HES THE FLASHBULB? I LVOE HIS MUSIC AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW

[–] hex@programming.dev 2 points 15 hours ago

I know right? He's the best. I love his range of creativity.

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[–] hex@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

You know he makes music? It's The Flashbulb :)

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[–] hex@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They should have credited Benn Jordan, aka The Flashbulb, as the one who came up with this idea. Link to the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQCP-5g5bo

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

Hate to be that guy, but PNG is a lossless format... Not sure bird based storage is lossless lol

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 61 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Would be more impressive if birds were real.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Yeah, if anything, this just proves they're trancieving digital data. Not a good look for things that supposedly are not government surveillance drones. Imagine the mental gymnastics of someone still calling them animals afrer uploadung a digital file to something that looks like it's covered in patchwork taxidermy from mammal and reptile parts and that spends all day flying, watching people, marking targets with paint and making jerky mechanical movements. I guess it takes all kinds to make a world, but still.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Coupled with IP-over-avian-carrier, this would potentially make for an interesting concept.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

you could call it starlink

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If only there were a common bird, that could "carry" this message.

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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Imagine trying to catch random birds one day in the not so distant future to see if it "contains" an image.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

This is a concept in the Dune book series where the fremen use bats and birds who's speech they can modify in a way that encoded any secret message they want and then they send the bird out and someone else can then catch the bird and decode it's speech to get the message. That's why in the Dune 2 movie there's a bird menagerie inside the fremen caves

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sounds based. Imagine getting Rick rolled by a bird 🤣

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Imagine finding that a bird "stored" a nude

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

New dystopian achievement unlocked:

Age verification for bird watching.

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[–] cheloxin@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

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[–] askat@programming.dev 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can we save a ZIP-bomb to a bird?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's that weird symbol combination that kills iPhones if you text them to someone? I have a bird.

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Can starlings teach their friends songs? It’d be neat if the PNG bird song was pass down through the generations for future interplanetary visitors to discover

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The analog distortion would be fun to watch propagate from bird to bird.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That'd make for a great element in a modern remake of the movie, The Birds.

Researchers trying to reduce the distortion are tracking the patterns. They can't figure it out until a main character, a blind audiologist who lost his vision in the first attack many decades ago, has an epiphany and suggests assembling the images in sequence to form a video. It shows a bird flying and flapping its wings. The researchers keep gathering data, making the video longer and more complex.The bird now also does loops and spins. The researchers set up remote microphones all over the world and network them with their computer so it can compile in real time.

We learn that blind main character has now trained himself to "see" the images that he hears. Main character and love interest colleague walk through the park discussing their work as a flimsy pretext to spend time together. All of a sudden, the birdsong changes. "Run, love interest!" says main character, but love interest won't leave main character behind. The camera pans over to the computer screen in their laboratory, which overlooks the park. The video now shows another scene at the end, an enormous eagle shredding a person with its talons and beak.

That's all I've got so far.

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[–] CuteLuciii@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago

Revival of the carrier pigeon

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but can Doom be played via birdsong?

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[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Local mocking birds still sing that car alarm that hasn't been popular in at least a decade. They love it and they're the only ones

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

Steganography. Smuggling data in migratory bird brains.

you have heard about IP over avian carrier

now get ready for:

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 21 points 3 days ago

Messenger carrier pigeons are back baby! Quick, toss your 401k into Big Bird Co.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Time to update the video on hard drives no one wants.

ETA: Not a dis. These are actually really interesting.

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