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This is what you get for besting me:

The golden ass washer of protection +2

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[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[๐Ÿซ˜] [99x] [๐Ÿซ˜] [99x] [๐Ÿซ˜] [99x]
[๐Ÿ’ฉ] [99x] [๐Ÿธ] [11x] [๐Ÿซ˜] [99x]
[๐Ÿซ˜] [99x] [๐Ÿชจ] [2x] [๐Ÿ„] [1x]

I spent so long collecting these please dont beat me up

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You have to hurry back from the spawn point or your resources disappear.

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Creeper aw mannnn

[โ€“] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

I drop a collection of ROMs and antidepressants

[โ€“] christian@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Struggle session: no they don't

[โ€“] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This isn't a struggle session! it's just contradiction

[โ€“] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Nuh uh and you're a lib for saying different.

(Now it's a struggle session)

[โ€“] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

No it isn't

[โ€“] christian@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

THANK YOU. So many people here missing the point.

[โ€“] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

For anyone that doesn't get this look up Monty Python - The Argument

[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

You don't want what I drop

[โ€“] Carl@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

When a bunch of people pile on you for a take, they're just farming you.

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

I drop a random assortment of seeds from local plants

[โ€“] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

doribo chan~<3

[โ€“] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Those loot tables are trash, a 1.1% chance of dropping a rare? I don't have all day.

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Ya you can buy some genesis crystals for a chance to reroll

[โ€“] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hear if you beat a hexbear admin in a game of Ur you take their powers and become the new admin

Admins are like the dragons in Skyrim

Legend has it an Alaskaball is like a Hadoken

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This reminds me of a great Japanese martial arts themed boardgame with cards. It's called Onitama and it's great.

[โ€“] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

I drop gold-pressed latinum

[โ€“] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh hey ButtBidet, did you know that men don't need therapy as long as they get enough cardio?

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is bullshit. You can't get any gains (physical or emotional) when you do cardio.

[โ€“] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's a side point but my calves are noticeably bigger from thru-hiking, marathon training, and some big-ass bike rides. Golden ass washer please.

[โ€“] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In the new season of Wednesday Gomez makes a great ass play/axe play joke

[โ€“] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Help me settle a debate: Which part of that thing are you supposed to put in your ass?

[โ€“] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[โ€“] Crucible@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

People are always owning me because I drop loot used to make a forge and that's important to get higher level weapons

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

ew, rare. i only eat well done items, with ketchup of course.

[โ€“] Angry_Stoat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Iโ€™m not a power user but Iโ€™m definitely a rare spawn.

[โ€“] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

if you beat me i wouldn't even be worth a single EXP