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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 135 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Censoring "shoot" now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.

Fuck I hate sanitised internet.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 95 points 2 months ago (6 children)

And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena πŸ˜„

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

I'm definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren't monitoring all my shit 🫩

[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you. Lumberg is my porn preference.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.

[–] PKscope@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn't funny even without censorship.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago
[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • shit
  • piss
  • fuck
  • cunt
  • cocksucker
  • motherfucker
  • tits
  • fart
  • turd
  • twat
[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this karaoke? Are we singing that Blink 182 song?

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[–] marius@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

Oh no, I hope this post won't get demonetized

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If people can't stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users...

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

these little self censors that don't cover shit or make a fucking difference ruin any potential comedy. who the hell thinks this is necessary or beneficial

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ameri~~cans~~ p~~ost~~ing so~~cial~~ med~~ia~~

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The British any time they talk about america

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Which is still less often than school shootings in America

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don't accidentally glimpse each other's private parts.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is sex corrected to β€œsix”? Is this a Kiwi meme?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site's detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)... but still readable to humans.
It's an annoying new trend.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's funny how some people's impression of a UK accent is how the royals sound, when in reality the UK has the most diverse accents of any english speaking country i know of

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I feel like it's just recognized more than the myriad of accents across America. There are so many accents just in a single city, let alone across the whole country. For example, you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't think US accents are nearly as diverse per area as the UK, but i guess that's just my impression, I've never read a study on it or anything

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well "per area" is vastly different purely from a geographical standpoint. Much bigger country and the UK is a much more densely populated place.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

The US may be big, but the UK had more centuries of existence before the unifying effect of national TV and radio.

This wikipedia article boldly asserts that "The UK has the most local accents of any English-speaking country" but the claim is [citation needed].

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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Close your eyes op.

Shoot.

You can look now.

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[–] Fanfare2217@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"Brilliant"

[–] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

As an american, i can confirm.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait I thought the brits were the cousin fuckers

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sax, isn't it what jazz is made of ?

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