Gonster sounds like a web 3.0 app that locates the cheapest nearby funeral home to dispose of your loved ones' remains without breaking the bank
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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I feel like this is something that could kill you.
I never got to try the lemonade that kills you so I might have to give this a shot
It's mixing alcohol with an energy drink, so yeah.
The "risk" with that is that someone who is particularly sensitive to caffeine and who is inexperienced with alcohol will keep drinking past their limits because the caffeine hides some of the feelings of drunkenness from them.
Guinness tends to be extremely weak, so one is more likely to get sick and/or struggle to even drink the whole thing due to how rich and foul tasting the whole thing would be, meaning it would be a challenge to even get one drink down in an hour with that.
The 4 Loko effect
The hardest part about getting drunk off Guinness is eating a second dinner
It would just be foul as hell. A thick, rich, unpleasantly metallic, intensely bitter Guinness intermingling with a tangy, cloyingly sweet energy drink in a ratio that changes constantly and unpredictably as you drink it would be genuinely difficult to drink.
be genuinely difficult to drink.
well yeah that's why you don't start out with the gonster, this is Advanced drinking, not for you freshmen
this is a drink for someone who lost their wife and now wishes to lose themself as well
I'll stick with 9% IPAs over a liter and a half of some kind of 2% nightmare cocktail. Anything below a clean tasting high proof beer is just physically too hard to drink fast enough for me to actually get drunk off of, because of how heavy and rich beer is in general.
Like I earnestly believe one could not get buzzed off the drink in OP, because you down one and get like one or two drinks worth of alcohol and that's it, your stomachs full of weird clashing chemicals and nothing else is fitting in and you'd feel too sick to want any more either.
you'd feel too sick to want any more either.
this is a drink for someone drinking to feel anything, and that feeling counts
What does a person that would drink this look like?
Im afraid modern technology cannot yet replicate the almost human features of the NI pubgoer, but they would probably look like an older version of this 
combined with a younger version of this 
The single good use of ai would be to combine these images and create a picture of this Man.
That’s pure math; (ai slop)/slop = ai
proven wrong, it was not a good use of AI
Ah, well. Never the less..
Ugh
(Me gazing into bathroom mirror) Who indeed...
How did they decide it’s a Gonster and not a Monness?
The monster is bottom and the Guinness is top?
based on my experience with monster drinkers, makes sense
Gonster sounds right. Monness sounds like something from france
I’d like a doble Gonster - a Monesse Gonster.
cost: 3.50
Corn syrup is lighter than alcohol after all.
They're calling it the drink of the summer!
Do ya want some!
Ya know ya want some!
L-I-Q U-I-D V-O-M I-T!
One time in college I mixed white wine and cheap lager and called it "weer"
With how much foam Guinness makes, you'd expect this.
Shouldn't it be a Guinnster? Either way I'd try it
I'm more of a beamcius person myself
Gonster sounds like a euphemism for a massive shit after a banquet.
"I just dumped a Gonster".