I can only hold it so many ways!
me receiving all those guys nudes
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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Can we make them 11?
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That's me all right
That's entirely too many nudes. You need better acquaintances.
Don't forget the death-grip at the base to try to make it look bigger than it really is
That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arm to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.
Instance says everything 😭
The name didn't indicate that I'm a pervert?
I thought you were just a Masters of the Universe comics enthusiast or liked Mattel toys ... or just Fisto himself.
Masters of the Universe is so much queer culture, that I don't see too much difference.
Wait, you didn't mean fisticuffs!? Oh, my stars!
I know all the tricks. I'd totally fool Penn & Teller if they'd let me on.
The point is to fool Brooke, not Penn & Teller
You do you, I'll do me.
(Also part of the trick.)
So this one time there was this girl I was exchanging nudes with and I got daring and tried to send one that was kinda like front-facing and she said it looked like Thomas the Tank Engine and I never fully recovered from that.
Lmao I have the picture in my head and yeah, it totally does look like Thomas the tank engine. She sounds like a keeper TBH.
She has the train tunnel. Choo motherfuckin’ choo.
Can someone provide references, and/or instructions for classy male nudes?
Maybe something like this?
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Or this one while you are on the can. Women will then assume you are a thinker
Legend has it Aristotle came to his best realisations on the can
Showerthought is can think (pun intended).
Everyone does
I never noticed how detailed the feet were before. Pretty impressive
Not quite nude, but you get the idea:
This but unironically. The humor of this image, to me, is the juxtaposition of the character in the pose. But it's actually a pretty flattering pic.
Don't make your dick the main focus of the shot, it's typically not even in a woman's top three favorite features of a man. Women like a lot of the same things we do, butts, thighs, abs tend to be top of the list.
Fascinating
It really is or was when I first figured it out. If there is a sex scene that shows everything 9 times out of 10 they will talk about how nice the guys ass is. Funny enough the things guys focus on are typically at the end of the list dick, biceps, pecs. It makes sense if you think about it, a vagina isn't usually what guys focus on when they see a naked woman. Instead it's are you a butt or a boob guy? So for them it's more like are you a butt or an abs girl?
Personally, I've started making use of slow-mo to spice up videos. 👀
I mean, unlike with girls, the guy's body only has one exhibit
I get what you're implying but in the literal sense you're wong.
Both men and women have a single primary sex characteristic: the equipment between one's legs.
Just getting a close up picture of any set of equipment is ok but it doesn't show the whole package.
The rest are secondary and girls have been constantly listing things like really liking buttocks, arms, shoulders, chest, eyes, smile. If you want to take better spicy pictures, think about how to frame other physical attributes as well.
Maybe yours
You don't need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you're doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.
But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It's a chicken/egg situation.
People who don't have friends have a tripod instead.
If my dick was long enough to look like a tripod, I would be in thar predicament in the first place.
What would an ace do with all them wands?
cast magic missile?
My wife is ace. They're still good with the wands.
I mean have you seen what we're working with? I swear it's actually impossible to take a dick pic that actually looks good
You just gotta put some effort into it. You got a whole body not just a dick my dude
upside down with a reverse backhand stroke.
almost how it looks in the mirror.