Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Trump seems hellbent on destroying America as fast as possible 
so what could he do to make it happen faster and in a way that even libs could only tut about because it would be completely legal?
My hope is that we can lathe something hilarious into existence here so get creative with it
They're taking our beautiful dollars and hold8ng them hostage as "reserve".
NO MORE!
All of our big beautiful bills are never allowed to be used outside of America
Turning the Federal Reserve into a small batch distillery
Reparations for slavery
IDK what's better than what he's already done. If he tanked the US too fast he'd get impeached, the current slow burn is effective. Maybe launching a nuke? If the soldier refuses, there's no way he'll wiggle his way out of this scandal. OK nevermind, CNN and MSNBC just sanewashed the nuke launch attempt (fox news surprisingly both-sides'd it), and now the MAGA base is doxing the soldier and demanding the death penalty. Launching nukes just because normalized on the right. It's not even public information where the nuke was going.
Transgender job guarantee only in the FBI and CIA
Total nuclear disarmament of the USA. All of them gone, forever, making them illegal. Then we wait and see which country nukes em first.
monkey's paw curls
kim gets ousted/demoted by a frustrated party and populace for not using his military powers to explode the pentagon
Pay off the national debt. All of it.
Will lead to destroying the US economy and impacting other economies, and someone's bound to overthrow you for it. Because under capitalism, and in American Civil Religion, damaging The Economy is the ultimate sin.
I don't know. It feels like anything one would do as Trump, if they were in the exactly, would end up reactionary (I was originally gonna do a crackdown to elicit a militant opposition against me but then I realized the major opposition, the Dems, would just lie down and die, even more so than Indonesia's PKI). That being said, why not pay off Africa’s $800 billion external debt, at any cost to the U.S government? Someone's bound to overthrow my ass for doing one good thing.
Death penalty for corruption in government or trading stocks while in government would be a good one too.
I very much dislike the death penalty as a concept, but corruption in government is a very serious crime that causes significant public harm and deaths of innocent people... so unfortunately, I do have to agree with this under current material conditions.
Same. Only crime I advocate death penalty for honestly.
"I, Donald J. Trump do hereby declare the dissolution of the United States of America and cession of all powers to its 50 Constitutional republics. Henceforth I also declare the immediate dissolution of the federal government, and the establishment of DC as an independent country among the others"
Order the federal reserve to print massive amounts of dollars and start frantically spending around the world, crashing its course. That could pass for a genuine economic policy but basically that would end the only thing allowing the US to buy what it needs from ohter countries
Isn't he basically gunning for this to an extent in reality lol? This is a great one.
Kneecap the IRS as much as possible (to the point of disbanding it) and de facto prevent federal tax collection. The last time the US did that, it dissolved and needed a new government to be formed. So that's probably the easiest way to destroy a country in one stroke. Of course, if he actually did that the CIA would make sure the next guy uses a good rifle.
Privatize the military.
Getting closer to that every day
Mandatory daily spray tans. Everyone is now oompah loompa orange.
Free housing for everyone. It'd probably crash the economy by lifting millions out of poverty and upending the fabric interwoven into society that housing is scare so you need to put up with bullshit to survive.
ban soda and watch the place turn into Mad Max wasteland overnight
Killing cops is legal and you get 1000 dollars for killing one
Repeal Dodge vs. Ford Motor Co
Hamburder is now illegal. Any kind, double, triple, cheese, fish, chicken, all of it.
Conscript the entire US populace into the army. Send them right back to their civilian jobs but now everyone legally has access to all of the veteran's benefits.
ban alchohol and smoking, you will all live like the strong healthy Don 
Ban all importation of foreign microchips and also foreign photolithography machines.
Diamante all the military bases in the world because of woke.
Launch every single nuke at the moon and call it the Eggman Executive Order
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?"legality is a fiction to mask the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie
All burgers are free... but they're... SOY
Mandatory pronoun tags at all workplaces
Nationalize the defense industry. The economy will be wiped out.
Enforce pigpoopballs thought
Policial power is stored in the balls
I gotta imagine shit would get wacky if you used whatever military power you could against the IMF. It ain't really enough to abolish it, you gotta level the place.
Renounce sovereignity to the People's Republic of China
I think Trump signing an EO to basically undo the work of his underlings is immensely underrated. So stuff like signing an EO re(re)naming the Department of War to the Department of Defense or mandating the font has to be Calibri again.