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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He has a terminal case of jealousy since his daughter is million times cooler than he could ever be bridget-pride-stay-mad

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

dysphoria discussionhes just jealous she has better hair than him and will keep it cause of hrt, billionaires are very petty like this

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

spoilershe does have great hair though, I'm also kinda jealous

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The only credit I will give Elon is that his initial rounds of plastic surgery went pretty well for him. If you didn't know he had hair plugs, you probably couldn't tell.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right? Becoming president at her young age is quite the achievement.

https://youtu.be/KoGtQOdwGEA

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's clearly very insecure about the fact that he's obviously a terrible dad. Like Gavin Newsom's press account (lol) hit him with "We’re sorry your daughter hates you" and he started retweeting fucking character witnesses to try to prove he wasn't neglectful of his other kids.

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Why does every freak on Twitter who wants to seem level headed write in one sentence paragraphs? It's so aggravating.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The right will probably eventually just double down on this. They will exclude whoever they have to exclude. Yes they will call women with reproductive issues non-women if they need to, especially someone like Musk with an obvious preg fetish, reducing womanhood all the way down to whether they are or are not capable of delivering a child is exactly what they will do.

They won't call them men, but they will happily define them as non-women.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

whether they are or are not capable of delivering a child

wait who said anything about delivering? he only said womb, logically there are several optional components

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is essentially what my conservative trans-fem mom says about herself

Don't ask

[–] nfreak@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 months ago

Absolutely wild sentence

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

He doesn't have a daughter she disowned him and is her own free woman now.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could explode people with my mind

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Throw the mElon in a Blender melon-musk

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So what about all the women who have had hysterectomies?

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Musk wouldn't have a problem calling them men since he's so obsessed with breeding

[–] goferking0 7 points 2 months ago

Or those who have gone through menopause?

[–] 420lenin69@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Remember when the Hapsburg’s were putting inbred morons on the throne? We are in that stage of capitalism.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Not enough glorious noble chins.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Usually you think it is really sad when people die alone but this bellend is working really hard for it.

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I sincerely hope Elon doesn’t die alone…Because I’d much rather see him mercilessly beaten and have his limbs torn off by an angry mob.