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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 75 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Ok so being a chemistry ignorant as I am, I went to Wikipedia to read about this acid, thinking it was probably a very common household item sold under a different name or perhaps a very common drug with a different street name, you get it. But it's not. It's just some acid used in a variety of industry processes.

Why on earth would anyone, even on drugs, think an enema with acid is something they need to experience? I've never done cocaine and I'm also not into painful anal stuff so if you are into either and care to explain I'd really appreciate it.

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm into both and I still can't explain what he was thinking.

[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 25 points 1 week ago

Username checks out

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago
[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 18 points 1 week ago

Well, some people should not do drugs. It can cause all kinds of conditions that you may have genetic predispositions for.

One notable case: drug-induced psychosis which causes (among others) delusions and severe confusion. Sounds like one might pour a deadly acid in their ass when delusional and severely confused.

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The answer as to why is in the abstract: dude was flying on coke.

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[–] human@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sniff "Let's do some acid"

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Surprised he didn’t win a Darwin Award for this one!

[–] edg@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

No fucking way

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"intoxicated from intranasal cocaine administration" is such a hilariously sterile way to say it.

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 33 points 1 week ago

How is this cunt alive? And how concentrated is "concentrated"

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was trying to poop and now I can't. I deserve this for scrolling on the toilet.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sounds like you could use an enema.

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[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jeeesus they picked the most active possible in amazed they're not just instant dead

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

if it was left untreated, the necrotic colon wouldve caused sepsis due to secondary bacterial infection.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This paper is apparently referenced in the Wikipedia page for HF: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid#cite_ref-28

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Cases of intestinal damage from contact with hydrofluoric acid requiring surgical intervention are rare but known in medical literature

[–] LynneOfFlowers@mander.xyz 24 points 1 week ago

It's not a party unless your doctor gets a whole paper out of it

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago

I wonder was he ever able to get his ostomy reversed since they did just Hartmans, or did the acid also destroy all the anal muscles and all that, preventing it. Yeesh what an interesting and horrid way to fuck up your life

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Ulcerated, necrotic and purulent" sounds like a sick metal song

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[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

intranasal cocaine administration

It always makes me smile seeing technical language used to describe ridiculous stuff. It's almost comforting. Like, even if you snort a bunch of cocaine and then pour hydrofluoric acid in your ass, the medical system isn't going to have any trouble describing or documenting it. They've seen worse.

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[–] lib1@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even with the cocaine, the pain must have been INTENSE. can't imagine there wasn't at least some regret deep down.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's not a strong acid, it's just extremely toxic. No idea how much it would have hurt at the time, my guess would be not much, but would have been fucked to experience the aftermath of such an act of idiocy

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The pain isn’t from the acidity. It’s from the fluorine attacking your nerves AND bones.

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard about boofing from.the Darwin Awards before, but that was for vodka and the guy did it died because of alcohol poisoning to earn it. This one seems to raised the bar and lived to tell the tale of acid boofing. Which makes me wonder how many interesting people we share this beautiful world...

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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Jeez, I was sure this was AI, but sure enough it’s on pubmed https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8420252/

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

For all you youngins out there: DO NOT PUT HYDROFLUORIC ACID IN YOUR BUSSY

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He was on his sigmoid grindset (I have no idea what sigmoid means)

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Who among Us hasn't put a little acid in our butts

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Finally a worthy opponent for Mexican Chili.

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[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Damn I need to improve my english vocab. I understood nothing from this.

[–] themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

tbf this uses a lot of medical jargon that most people who aren't doctors will never need. put simply, it's a case of a man who put hydrofluoric acid in his ass (owie) while high from snorting cocaine

edit: wrong acid, it's actually way worse than i thought

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 week ago

No, hydrofluoric.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I know it's not that relevant, but isn't hydrofluoric acid a different and much more reactive acid than hydrochloric acid?

[–] TTimo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

It's reactive enough to bond with uranium and make a gas for enrichment. Crazy stuff.

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[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tldr; dont pour acid into your ass cause it'll get wrecked

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Well I guess I’ll cancel mine then

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And here I'm wondering what he used for the enema vessel. Hydrochloric acid absolutely wrecks plastic in no time at all, it does significant damage to metals fairly quickly as well. I'm going to assume it was glass.

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Eats glass too.

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