
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
YOURE A BURROWING OWL! DIG A BUNKER!
Hoxha_Owl
quick, cover yourself in some of the unpalatable dort.
@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net RUN! I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE CAT! BARK BARK BARK!
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a corgi with a laptop. Please report any suspicious behavior.

I'm so hungry I WILL eat an entire owl
Owl themed cake.
What a coincidence, I'm so hungry I could eat an entire cat.
ⓘ This user is suspected of being an owl. Please report any suspicious behavior.
yeah i'm more worried about the cat getting eaten in this scenario
Houngry
I'm so hungry i could eat an octo rock! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos. Wait, I'll grab my stuff!
There is no time, your sword is STUFF DINNER
