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[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 142 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico

Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque

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[–] elvith@feddit.org 140 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] mech@feddit.org 106 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.

[–] KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 101 points 2 weeks ago

Jew Hampshire?

Jevada?

Jhode Island?

Jaine? Shit, I think it is Jaine.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Joshington?

Jhleswig-Holstein?

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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Joklahoma was the name of my musical comedy improv group in college.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Jexas is a damn fine dude.

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[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago

more like jizzouri amirite

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 48 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] gex@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For some reason I’m tickled by Jarkansas.

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[–] Superspacemunky@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!

The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jennsylvania

Now that I think about it, that is a pretty neat name.

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

What kind of state? A state of being? A state of matter? Is it Jolid?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago

Jose-jeinstein jondensate

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Jassachusetts?

Jonnecticut?

Jinnesota?

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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

[–] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Poor Jalabama.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣

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[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)
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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously Jississippi.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 17 points 2 weeks ago

"Jolid! Jolid! Jooliiiiiid! Please don't take my man~"

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[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

I skipped the 'a' and thought: "Jate"?

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 18 points 2 weeks ago

Jorth Jarolina

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jingland, Jotland and Jales

Jench Juyana

Jitish Jolumbia

Jalaska

Jitzerland

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Jundress

Jiquid

Jolid

Jas

Jlay

Jaffairs

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[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Jokelahoma?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Juerto Jrico

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