Ask Lemmy

Don't rent apartments with cardboard walls.

The fact that it’s an apartment.

If you use electric heaters and have gas, your a fucking idiot costing everyone money.

A pretty obvious red flag would be a listing that looks well and good in the ad, but when you peel the curtain back a bit in a pre-rental inspection, major problems start showing.

Related: a place listed as having new appliances and such but the HVAC system is 20+ years old, like, and this is more unique to single-family homes than apartments, but if you go to a listing that's advertised as having new stuff in it, but when you go around the back yard and see an A/C condenser unit from the '00s or earlier sitting there, that's not the best of signs that everything else about it is on the up and up and in line with the ad.

Also, someone charging $700/mo+ for a beat-up flat worth, maybe, $250/mo.

Shoddy or delayed repairs.

Before you rent, open all the cupboards and drawers, look for tell tale signs of pests. Feces or dead bodies, hairs.

The longer the list of what you're responsible for the less likely you'll get your security deposit back.

Not letting you take pictures while inspecting an apartment.

Check all the drains and faucets, flush the toilet. Make sure there's good water pressure and drains are cleared.

Here are a few suggestions.

Go to the place at around 10 pm on a Saturday night. Most places are quiet during the day; you get an idea of what the area is like after dark.

Bring a phone charger and test every outlet. Check every faucet and see if the water gets hot.

Step into the shower or lay down in the tub.

Be sure you can bring in the furniture you already have. Some places have weird, narrow passages.

Make sure that there's a grocery in walking distance.

Don't let them bait and switch you with an apartment.They might show you an apartment that's in really good shape and act like that's the one you're gonna get, and then they give you a different one that is not in good shape, so make sure that the apartment you're looking at is the exact apartment that you'll be getting.

Also, don't skip this one, talk to the neighbors. I know it's awkward and you're not going to want to do it, but it's really the best way to get information. They will tell you how things actually are.

I pay attention to the condition/cleanliness of the hallways and stairs in the building. If the owner can't be bothered to maintain any of that then you already know the apartment itself is going to be a mess as soon as something goes wrong.

A bit harder to judge but if it looks like other tenants/random people make a habit of hanging out in the hallways/stairwells then that's a massive red flag. One time I went to see an apartment and a guy inside the building on one of the stair landings was chilling out smoking a massive cigar next to the window.. I knew right away that building is always going to have cigar smoke.

This one might sound silly but I have a habit of testing the water in the bathroom and kitchen. That tells me what the water pressure is like as well has how well the hot water is working.

Maybe a bit nit picky but I usually bring a tape measure and do some quick room measurements to figure out if furniture is going to fit & whatnot.

Oh and like the other comment said it definitely helps if you know what the area and the building surroundings are like at night.

One red flag is when your landlord lives in the same building or on the same property. That is never a good sign.

I once rented a room where the landlord lived in the house next to the appartement. He (and especially his wife) was very nosy; during summer they did lawn work and tried to eavesdrop at any opportunity (although I always was offered fresh home-grown vegetables, so at least I saved money on that). The landlord had the switch for our heating inside his own house. During winter I and the other roommates had to go over to him and demand that the switches the heating on again.

If you see any empty beer bottles on your nearby doorsteps, know you're not gonna get any sleep on the weekend if you move in.

The no-bite management is so true. At first "cool they're chill", but when our baby's bedroom was getting smoked with weed coming from the downstairs through the a/c vent every single day and the neighbor downstairs ignored my requests to smoke on the balcony rather than in the room below my baby, all I got from management was "so what? I smoke too".

if at all possible, check to see how old the buildings/property is. My dad noticed that my first apartment was from at least the 1960s or 1970s because of how high the light switches were (it was before regulations that required those to be handicap accessable). Also when I started putting furniture in, I put a shelf against one wall near a hallway and the wall was slanting inward, which I wouldn't have noticed if not for the shelf

is a police report

If they're in contravention of city by-laws, then that's what's needed. Ofc they might be saying that just to scare you or whatever, but having an actual police report about the issue really lights a fire under their ass. I did this with one neighbour that would always start blasting music at 2am, like it was his own personal nightclub. It took months, multiple phone calls, and visits from the police but when I finally filed that police report they were evicted a couple months later. Don't be shy about calling the police to deal with those issues (unless you're American) as that's one of the services they provide (unless you're American).

One tip I can give is see how many people have ac units in their windows. If there's a lot, then the building doesn't have good insulation. Which is an issue one can deal with (using window mounted ac units), but the rent should match that.

As a renter you should never rent to drug addicts if you want your shit to not get stolen.

Not sure what makes sense to ask but my personal experience:

You may be in a bit of a rivalry with a neighbor who likes slamming things or having loud music, obviously breaking lease agreement, who makes you wonder why they've gotten away with it as long as they have. You record, you report but management does next to nothing. They tell you to your face that the only way they can move forward, is a police report.

This seems to be a common misperception. Results vary based on jurisdiction, but in most places Landlords CAN'T evict anyone for noise. Doesn't matter what's in the lease. Eviction is serious and devastating, and not something to be pursued over noise. Even with police complaints (they don't care) they still can't evict unless especially egregious.

Also, noise is a part of life. People have kids and they play. People watch movies on TV. People drop dishes and heavy doors without shocks slam and dogs bark. It's part of life. Most appartment building aren't built with sound management in mind making normal everyday sounds a nuisance. To live in an appartment is to have noise of a community. For every bad tennant making noise, there is one curmudgeon filing complaints at butterfly farts.

The solutions:

1. Respectful discussion. Calmly let the person know what you are hearing and how it is impacting you and a polite suggestion of what can be done to mittigate this.

2. Headphones, earplugs, white noise generators.

3. Move to a more suitable place, such as a sound managed appartment or a detached home in the countryside.