If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn't rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I'm going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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That's a lot of windows for a room with a shower in it.
What's even better is you can see other houses around.
What a power move.
Looks like the tree from Myst. 
11/10 would shower in there.
Yes, but Atrus had taste.
It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.

I guess this reference just proves we're all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol
Lmao, that's the most reddit thing I've read on lemmy.
What the fuck!
If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.
Or they could afford a butler to stomp it for them.
"Jeeves! Stomp, if you will."
Who said anything about interacting? They said 'watching'.
and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.
I dunno, maybe their neighbors cheer them on to have a successful waffle stomp?
gauzy drapes, dude.
Is it good? No. But like, I don't hate it. I do hate that it's too small to fit two people in though
Have you tried using butter? I could definitely fit between 6 and 12 people in that shower, depends on how much physical trauma is acceptable.
Look at this guy here with a partner to share the shower with. Stop bragging!!!!!
Why is there a empty vase on the front side and a plant pot around the carpeted side?
Where do you even get 'into' this abomination.
Sorry but the Carpet is a no go. Bad design.
It can earn some points back if the Candelabra being pulled opens the door from the outside and it pushes open from the inside.
No, it calls the showervator if it's currently on another floor.
Don't worry I'm sure if the drain gets clogged that handy HVAC vent on the floor will take care of the problem!
Come on!
It has to open the secret passage behind the painting and towel rail!
that looks like a shower elevator thingy ngl.
It looks like a TSA body scanner.
Why is there a vase in the doorway to the shower?!
Is that just a window? Why??
No, you are dropped into it from above, Wallace and Gromit style.
I'm pretty sure that's actually just a glass window. I think the entrance is on the opposite side. The carpet side.
carpet.
If you zoom in, I think the carpet side actually has a planter in front of it, which implies to me it is also a window!
The shower head is on the left, so I actually think the door is on the right and you can just barely see the recessed area.
I wonder if they hit their head before putting something on the floor to remember it wasn’t a door
I'd assume the door is closest to where the towel is, but that towel is miles away.

> No blinds on the windows
> Head-to-ankle glass windows in the shower
> Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you'd have to close
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Edit: And there's randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.
I think this person is a nudist.
Exhibitionist, even.
Looks like they let their 10yo vomit on the walls of that thing.
I’ve seen constructions like this that play with polarization and convex glass to keep your bits hidden. This one seems to choose neither option.
This person doesn't believe in having a place where "the sun don't shine."
The shower is cool but it feels like there's so much wasted space behind it. And I'm sorry, but is that carpet???
Here's a giant bathroom .. go shower in that tiny tube ..
It is. Half a carpet for whatever reason.
This was designed in The Sims.
Carpet?