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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 6 hours ago

If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn't rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I'm going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That's a lot of windows for a room with a shower in it.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

What's even better is you can see other houses around.

What a power move.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Looks like the tree from Myst.

11/10 would shower in there.

Yes, but Atrus had taste.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.

[–] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 22 points 21 hours ago

I guess this reference just proves we're all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago

Lmao, that's the most reddit thing I've read on lemmy.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

What the fuck!

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Or they could afford a butler to stomp it for them.
"Jeeves! Stomp, if you will."

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Who said anything about interacting? They said 'watching'.

and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I dunno, maybe their neighbors cheer them on to have a successful waffle stomp?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

gauzy drapes, dude.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Is it good? No. But like, I don't hate it. I do hate that it's too small to fit two people in though

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 18 hours ago

Have you tried using butter? I could definitely fit between 6 and 12 people in that shower, depends on how much physical trauma is acceptable.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 5 points 19 hours ago

Look at this guy here with a partner to share the shower with. Stop bragging!!!!!

[–] Andy_R@feddit.uk 4 points 16 hours ago

Why is there a empty vase on the front side and a plant pot around the carpeted side?

Where do you even get 'into' this abomination.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sorry but the Carpet is a no go. Bad design.

It can earn some points back if the Candelabra being pulled opens the door from the outside and it pushes open from the inside.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

No, it calls the showervator if it's currently on another floor.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 7 points 23 hours ago

Don't worry I'm sure if the drain gets clogged that handy HVAC vent on the floor will take care of the problem!

[–] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Come on!

It has to open the secret passage behind the painting and towel rail!

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 14 hours ago

that looks like a shower elevator thingy ngl.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

It looks like a TSA body scanner.

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 14 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Why is there a vase in the doorway to the shower?!

Is that just a window? Why??

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

No, you are dropped into it from above, Wallace and Gromit style.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure that's actually just a glass window. I think the entrance is on the opposite side. The carpet side.

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

If you zoom in, I think the carpet side actually has a planter in front of it, which implies to me it is also a window!

The shower head is on the left, so I actually think the door is on the right and you can just barely see the recessed area.

I wonder if they hit their head before putting something on the floor to remember it wasn’t a door

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 points 19 hours ago

I'd assume the door is closest to where the towel is, but that towel is miles away.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

> No blinds on the windows

> Head-to-ankle glass windows in the shower

> Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you'd have to close

por

quoi

Edit: And there's randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think this person is a nudist.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Exhibitionist, even.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Looks like they let their 10yo vomit on the walls of that thing.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve seen constructions like this that play with polarization and convex glass to keep your bits hidden. This one seems to choose neither option.

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

This person doesn't believe in having a place where "the sun don't shine."

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The shower is cool but it feels like there's so much wasted space behind it. And I'm sorry, but is that carpet???

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 21 hours ago

Here's a giant bathroom .. go shower in that tiny tube ..

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It is. Half a carpet for whatever reason.

[–] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

This was designed in The Sims.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
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