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TFW you spend 3k a month for food delivery instead of just hiring someone

two days ago so if i missed a post, can delete

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I HATE THE SMOL BEANIFICATION OF THE RICH! I HATE THE SMOL BEANIFICATION OF THE RICH!

You lot are doing better than ever, stop pretending a literal son of a billionaire has any problems whatsoever. Fuck you!

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, to be realistic, billionaires have all sorts of problems. But definitely not any "We're so tired from the work we have to do :(" problems

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

praying for another distinctly bullet-shaped problem to befall them

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean one of the people in the article has a yearly salary of 50000, which is ok but hardly "rich" by American standards.

[–] puppygirlpets@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

in mississippi they could live very comfortably in a modest house they own outright. in bay area california they would need two roommates to afford the rent on a shoebox

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[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

$700 a week is enough money to hire a full-time assistant, wtf

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You could probably get a private chef for that much. Not a celebrity private chef, but just someone who can cook good food and doesn't want to make min wage working in a kitchen. If you do 20 hours a week prepping and cooking for them, that's $35 an hour. You could probably average the hours down once you get to know their likes and dislikes. Not many part-time jobs pay that much. Get two clients and you make $70 an hour for 40 hours. No kitchen manager, no 16 hour shifts back to back, only a few customers.

Then again I think part of it is that they just like pushing a button and receiving food. The prospect of fielding candidates and actually dealing with another human directly is off-putting. Plus these kinds of people tend to pretend that they don't like spending money. They'll pay $700 for frozen Sysco food but scoff at paying even $200 a week for a private chef. They'll try to haggle an employee down to crumbs but have no problem paying a robot.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I guarantee the treatler does the bourgeoisie face at the mere thought of eating leftovers too

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

you have to subtract ingredients as well, tbf, so round 20-30 bucks an hour (probably fancy ones as well, because 100 dollar delivery borders on something unusual), still tho you get real plating and auteur stuff in exchange

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

You could also sign up for one of those meal prep services, yah know the ones all the YouTubers do sponsorships for.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How the fuck do you even eat $100 a day worth of food? Is he throwing out most of it??

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

100$ of fascist food slave app delivery is enough to make a heap

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why do you keep saying heap

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

they are heaps excited

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How many grains of sand constitutes a heap?

-Adam Johnson, Citations Needed [Feb 4th 2026]

I'm not on bluesky, so I'm not sure if Euergetes is riffing on the line from this pod episode or bluesky posts.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Skimmed that person's recent posts and now I'm curious too.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

How many grain posts does one have to make until it's heap posting thonk

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I suspect it's from the latest citations needed episode lol but weird bit

Edit: it is

[–] fox@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Uber eats or door dash or whatever can rack that bill up really quickly. You get a $13 burger for $50

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rich people problems. Hit me up when you actually can't afford a couple meals a day. Thats where the rest of us are at or headed to

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

From her roughly $50,000 annual salary as a data processor in San Diego, Ms. Reedy, 34, spends at least $200 to $300 a week on food delivery

Between raising two young boys and putting in long hours at a marketing job in Atlanta, Kevin Caldwell can almost never find the time to make dinner. So he and his husband spend about $700 a week to order in.

I don't know how rich they are, but this seems like an overspending thing more so than an issue of having too much money.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 14 points 1 week ago

That house tells me they have at least some money tbh

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It could literally be a skill issue. They might be embarrassed to say they don't know how to cook shit. I know adult couples who cannot cook anything between them besides frozen pizza and microwaved instameals.

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[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Ya'll never heard of a microwave? Canned food? Cups of noodles?

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why do cappies always select these dweebs to try to make sympathetic?

like look at this nerd and his house, who gives a fuck if he's tired from his bullshit spreadsheeting vibecoding, he's lucky he doesn't lose his credit card by falling for "the wallet inspector"

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Oh shit is it wallet inspection season already?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Copper pots are dumb also I would be a personal chef for 700 a week, shit i could do less if you do it under the table

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whats wrong with copper pots?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Stainless steel is better because it's not reactive and more durable, I don't think anything other than stainless steel cookware should even exist honestly, so much material wasted on pots or baking sheets or whatever that people are going to fuck up in some way, which would literally outlast them if they were steel

Copper cookware is a gimmick sold to old people, As Seen On TV shit

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can pry my carbon steel wok out of my cold, dead hands.

you can do whatever you want but I'm not going to fuck around with cookware I can't scrub the shit out of

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[–] prole@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I've had some stainless steel pots and pans for almost 20 years now. Basically look new still and I suck at taking care of things. I got divorced and all I wanted to keep was these pans and my cat

[–] Ageroth@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imma start this by saying I love my stainless pans almost as much as my cast irons, but copper pans definitely have their place. Pretty much no other material is as heat conducting as copper, not even aluminum, and while it is a potential future cost any and all cooper pans can be retinned and restored to brand new condition, but it takes years of use to get to that level of wear.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I cannot imagine ever caring about the conductivity of a pan more than how durable and easy to clean it is

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I want my pan to fry my tofu and charge my phone

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'll grab a POWERBALL ticket and hit you up later.

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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Using those chopsticks like a proper white boi too

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i can't use them either, so i leave chopstick technique commentary to the experts comrade-doggo

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm so-so with them, I can maneuver around sushi but finer stuff like rice or noodles is dropped food on my plate.

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the spirit of comrade Stalin I always just use my comically large spoon.

stalin-spoon

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Stalin's plastic color changing cereal spoon.

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This is a failure of community as a subsection of society that you can't throw your credit card at a friend, get groceries, and have them throw shit in a crockpot which takes all of 20 minutes and gives you a bunch of meals

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's like 1/4 of a years worth of groceries for me, damn. That's equivalent to my main entree, 3 times a day every day. In one week.

I often consume dried legumes and rice. With my rice cooker and crockpot, it takes about 3 minutes to cook breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Just cook it, and then set it on the keep hot setting. Put a bit in a lunchbox if I'm not staying home. That way I can have an entree for the whole day, for super cheap, with no real effort, and often at the end of dinner I still have leftovers I put in a jar. The dried food cooked usually costs less than 70 cents per meal, it's extremely cost effective.

The rest of my grocery budget goes to spices, fresh vegetables, fresh fruit, noodles, tofu, and the occasional treat (I consume very little added sugar). I basically only drink water, and I make my own sourdough and Kombucha (which is very cool, and stuff I learned from my mother. Got the mother/bacteria for it from her too. So making that stuff is like she's in the room with me.)

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I guess if you're super rich that's not a huge deal, but it's still wild. You could rent a decent place for that kind of money. They could buy a decent $2000 PC each month with the excess money from cooking for themselves.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 20 points 1 week ago

Bruh you could get a private chef to make you dinner for that

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

That's $100 a day...I don't know if I have ever spent $100 on a doordash for me and my partner. Typically it's $50-60 if we get thai food or Indian food and that's with a decent tip. For us like a monthly treat, but they are either getting hella expensive doordash, or are getting it twice on some days. Or maybe they tip really well

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How the fuck do you even eat $100 a day worth of food? Is he throwing out most of it??

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude you most be DoorDashing all three meals a day if you're hitting $100 a day. Where do you even DoorDash breakfast?

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