Alternatively, Cartman is in the files (because Epstein used his paint the walls in shit revenge service to prank one of the actual visitors to the island) and when told he can make the girls do anything he wants, he gets one to make fun of Kyle on video, where he is clearly being an asshole to her.

And Butters is also in the file because they tried to recruit him after he went viral for What, What, In the Butt, which Cartman latches on to and spends the whole episode trying to help Butters clear his name (so that he can clear his own name in the process).

Also Randy is on the list because he was trying to get them to sign Tegrity Farms up as their official weed supplier and he spends the episode trying to supress the information entirely but gets Streisand effected hard, leading to the follow up episode where Trump tries to pin the whole thing on Randy (and everything else, too, and starts bringing up shit that isn't even public). In the end, Randy gets "one of the harshest punishments ever given to a rich person": a fine for $3.50, and everyone realizes that it wasn't a judge presiding over the case, but a 3-story crustacean known as the Lochness Monster and the episode ends with everyone getting together to yell at Nessie (and the incident is never mentioned again).

Anti PC culture was already around for a long time, it just got tossed into overdrive with the 4chan Epstein stuff, they're pretty self aware though, so we'll see

That was a thing during the first Trump administration. Comedians were complaining because anything Trump did would immediately be pale in comparison to what he did next. Just one really stupid thing after another.

Satire right now is funny when it's normal.

LOOK, A DAY WITH NO NEWS, HOW FUNNY

I remembered now, but the simpsons had a really creepy island themed episode over 25 years ago, and i feel it belongs to this conversation now https://www.unilad.com/film-and-tv/news/the-simpsons-creeps-island-epstein-matt-groening-prediction-638780-20260206

Yes. The show has been writing itself since 2016.

I mean, the oval office meeting where Trumpy pooped his pants is a good place to start.

No joke

I feel like i'm about to regret this big time but, the "baby intestines" thing...it's in the files right? It's a bad joke or is it there?

Eating the onion is when you believe satire is real, what is it called when you see real and believe it has to be satire?

All it's missing is the little x that brings up the app store instead of closing the ad

They're making the big bucks. Theyve regularly tried to get the show cancelled with that joke of "South Park Sucks Now" they even got the hashtag #cancelsouthpark trending on purpose. If they really wanted to walk away, they could. But they just keep coming back with more and more ridiculous demands for pay and they keep getting it.

There were a couple instances where they accidentally released unredacted versions of files before they realized and replaced them with redacted versions, but that's all I can recall off the top of my head. One instance of that occured last week.

I think there may have been some documents released without authorization before, but I can't recall when, just a vague recollection.

TBF that ~~AI~~ video of Trump trudging through the desert is top tier.

Edit: I'm wrong, it's not AI

they already wrote an episode where some of the kids met up with adults because they thought it was something else (and it was actually some adult shit)

Edit: Episode name of “Cartman joins NAMBLA”