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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, three hots and a cot is sounding good these days

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you will get 2 hot meals and a sleeping bag on the floor

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But scientists tell me that ice is a rock, can I make rocks in my freezer?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you can't eat rocks, explain stone soup then!

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rocks and ur body, a handy guide:

Edible ✅

Digestible ❎

Topical ✅

Smokable ✅

Injectable ❎

Pissable ✅

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Damn man need to make some tracks about how me and the crew are out here boofin’ ROCKS

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Is shelving a joke to you?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

salt is rockslop, you only like it because it is good

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

You only like it because of the vital biological function it provides, its lifeslop

[–] jared@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[–] dead@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Besides sodium, we also consume calcium, potassium, copper, iron, zinc, etc. Sulfur is commonly used as a food preservative. You can also eat clay in certain quantity, it's used in certain food making processes.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chickens eat rocks. What are you, weaker than a chicken?

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just asked chat gpt and it told me to eat volcanic ash

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fine! I will just lick it for a million years instead

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

And of course I looked it up and learned that this is only necessary because of malnourishment as animals would naturally either eat plants or earth that is high in salt content and it's mainly restricted diet that causes deficiencies.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Enough with the rocks. Get your rocks OFF my website. GET THEM OFF

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Geophagy is an ancient and widespread practice, I will eat the rocks

https://daily.jstor.org/what-is-geophagy-scientist-theories/

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I have no rocks and I must eat

[–] JohnBrownsDream@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Did someone say rocks?

Back in my day we used to just eat vitamins for health. Now, thanks to woke, we have to have minerals too.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's gastrolith time I'm afraid

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

salt isnt a rock, its a pebble. big difference