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"CHINA MADE THE US ATTACK IRAN"
Iran and the USA, famously in the same region.
earth is a region
China’s (Voldemort) strategy is to have one “Death Eater” in every region (Order of the Phoenix) to tie down any possible rival. Russia (Malfoy) ties down Europe (Hermoine), North Korea (Crouch) ties down Japan (Cho Chang), Pakistan (Yaxley) ties down India (Shacklebolt), and Iran (LeStrange) ties down America (Harry Potter).
China put poop in my pants as an attack dog against me.
The fact Iran and the US didn't share a region really exposes this bullshit for what it is
They do though? Iran is in the US.
Wait, are people saying it's not? I checked Wikipedia and found this though?
Tehrangeles
It is a shopping, eating and gathering place for the large number (estimates range from 500,000–600,000) of Iranian-Americans and their descendants residing in the Los Angeles metropolitan area, the largest such community outside of Iran.
Exactly, Tehrangeles is the capital of Iranistan, and it was moved around the time of the Iranian Revolution to be farther away from CIA headquarters on the East Coast to make it harder for them to do another coup like the one in 1953. Now the Americans suddenly realized they don't like that the Iranians put their capital so close to all those military bases in California and that's what the war's about.
it's not?
I’m confused. This is, like, the exact opposite of what I said? You even added more evidence?
E: oh damn, you edited with quickness.
Sorry for the ninja edit and glad we're on the same page
All these propagandists know how to do anymore is to point to something the US does and then just declare that their rivals are the ones really doing that, without any evidence.
It's so fucking lazy.
“Every region”
One of these regions is incorporating a lot of other regions
china keeps sabotaging us and all we have to do to stop this is to stop randomly attacking foreign countries, which is impossible for us to do
These people always project this shit so hard that I always expect that they're setting up for a:
Aha, you all thought it was bad for China to do it, but it's actually the USA!
But that part never comes...
If this were satire, it would be a banger
Would be nice if this guy actually had noahpinions
Daaaaaamn dragem
Noah must've recently read up on how MLs interpret the world today because this is just a perversion of the ML theory that the US has Ukraine for Europe, Israel for the Middle East, ROK/Taiwan for Asia, etc etc.
Imagine if he actually believes this though. Like entirely possible.
Doesn’t that make all of those places the US’ attack dogs?
And Iran and US aren’t in the same global region, WTF?
And Iran and US aren’t in the same global region, WTF?
Then how is Iran destroying billions of dollars in US military equipment? Checkmate, tankies
projection is a helluva drug
I'm tied down because a Chinese agent keeps shitting my pants
"China's secret plan is to get all the countries the West has been antagonizing to combat the West!"
Wow, what a brilliant and unique plan! Making alliances with people who share the same enemy.
I'll leave this here in case you missed this gem.
Economic possibilities for Gaza - by Noah Smith
It doesn't hurt to dream of better days.
NOAH SMITH
OCT 19, 2023
A sampling - he has a section called "Easy wins: tourism, tax haven, and natural gas".
He don't Noah anything
my favorite region of u.s. amerikkka: central Asia
No I'm pretty sure it's 