The ants are just extra protein.
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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She wants a hot dog, not a cocktail weiner.
I appreciate all tube shape meat. Bring me your tube steaks, your sausages, your kolbassa and your pepperoni sticks.
Her: "Ew, that hot dog is broken and smells weird."
Me: "Damn right. Bon appétit!"
Yum!
This image is over a decade old. It's time to let it rest
Oh you mean it's from the golden age of the internet from 2005 to 2015?
true, but it's one of those things that pops into my head regularly, most recently around 2 days ago. It's relatable: I'm the hotdog :)
I think she's vegetarian
lol. Brain's like, "Oh, here we go, another incel posting... Heh... Hehehehehehe."
Got you going there for a minute didn't it?
You had us the first half ngl
Bro I had to reread it to realize it was a joke. Got me on both halves.
Touché. Excellent analogy, actually
I don't think OP is getting touchéd at all, actually.
Except with a sabre.
two second rule
It's almost not touching the dog turd beside it
My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.
Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.
Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.
A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.
But then the beauty comes in, it's free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while maintaining contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.
All around good strat. Will corndog again.
For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it
would you even want someone for whom it fails? it's a good filter in that way
You will probably filter out all vegans/vegetarians through this. If this is good or bad is up to everyone else to decide for themselves.
oops
I'm saying, at the very least, it's a cheap laugh
I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.
Critical.
Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.
I'm trying to share it with the world
You know what? Uncorns your dog
At least you can peel off the corn dog husk and still eat it without getting floor in your mouth
How it felt when I spent 5 minutes on hinge. I swear every person I saw on the guy side was very maga-esque. The glasses, the hat, the fish, the trucks, the balloon animal muscles.
In the fives minutes I spent on Hinge all the profiles of women I saw looked like some wannabe instagram influencers. Deleted my account after those five minutes.
Ew
Honestly I have to wonder how much of that is some weird type of bias. Like how many guys avoid that shit like the plague so as to not risk association, like I look like the uncanny valley version of that stereotype and avoid that shit like the plague. Mind you there's also the paranoia and general insular fuckery of my own to factor in but still I wonder if anything statistically or socially weird is factoring in.
I considered this as well. It is a good point, so I read profiles. Many/most were self-identified as conservative , libertarian, moderate, non-political, or religious. In my area they’re almost guaranteed maga.
How hungry are you really if you won't even scrape up a mysterious item (maybe it was once a half-eaten burrito?) Off the floor of the bus?
Look, I'm not saying I have done that. But I'm not saying I haven't either...
Think this is a perfect opportunity to post Scrandle
For some reason their website does not work at all. I have never seen a website so bad, that it does not work with privacy badger and Ublock. Even after manually allowing every single JavaScript it does not display anything.
Guess if they can not create a functional website I will just not visit it.
Every dog has its day.