Too fucking real for me. This monster lives under my bed, in my bed, and in my head.
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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I am now vacuum sealed. This is, perhaps surprisingly, not one of my fetishes. Send help.
I don’t know what to do with this monster
Oh my god this is so not what you want to do.
I can't imagine the difficulty of cleaning weed gunk out of that.
Weed gunk and spunk.
Fucking jumpscared, goddamnit.
Feels pretty self-explanatory
Fuck you, my dog is adorable. You're a monster for not seeing that.
My mind has a single track, runs at low speed and revolves on a predictable cycle.
A long, convoluted way to say I'm disgusting.
Kaiser I think
Translation
Johannes Kaiser (awful Chilean alt-right politician): There is nothing more full of shit, anti-science, and flat-earther than someone who claims that there are women with penises...
Response: Then how are you a man with tits xD
My last saved picture is me. I'm my own monster. 🥺
It's fucking Neelix...
A truly horrific and dangerous entity: A typical German bicycle path
I was always more of a fan of the Pennsylvania Railtoad than the competing New Youk Central.
It knows and demands blood.
Clint Eastwood. Or a stand-in for Barack Obama, I guess.
That monster is cufe af.
A little ironic considering
The Rock tumbler
6 gremlins
Trying to fix my thermostat. So this is the monster in the furnace.
I'm wondering why they didn't just use the normal colour-coded thermostat wire. They presumably had to test continuity and label it which is way more work.
What you’re looking at are power adapter connections for a smart thermostat that I’m replacing. The normal color-coded wires are attached to the other end of the adapter, which isn’t in the picture. I was making sure that this adapter would still work for the new thermostat, which it did.
I should post this whole adventure over on dull men’s club. They love this stuff.
A decaffeinated Captain Janeway. I'm done for.
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