Help someone, my vagina escaped!
Oh, there it is.
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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Wondered where that branch of the family went.
Trump voters. Are not allowed in the house.
Unlike humans which are super important and clearly exist for many reasons.
An organism with no organs? Wouldn't that be an ism?
According to this points at entire world history, that's one of the most dangerous things there is!
The etymological root that is organon means tool and the original usage of organism in English means an organized structure so the purest form of organism is a tool shed which does not need tools in it to be a tool shed.
Thanks for coming to my TedX talk on biological organization
Its reason is to eat, shit, and procreate.
he's just like me fr
found my spirit animal
fr fr
So it has orgasms at least then
Ok you cannot just say "1 hole". Is it 1 topological hole (aka the thing is a tube), or just 1 hole as the common sense definition (aka the thing is a sock)
It's a sock:
Typically we say 3 holes. But that's because we talking about yo mama
Fair enough.
However, your dad is a tube
Damn. You went for the throat! Well played friend
Yer ma’s a Klein bottle!
(im getting slaughtered in here now!)
Does this mean that tube socks are not, in fact, tubes?
If there is a second hole in the sock, does that change things?
I have a lot to consider now.
Socks are just disks
You haven't seen my socks
Nah, that's just a strip of raw bacon.
The forbidden churro
The ultimate lifeform
Living churros hmmm
According to other comments, it is less a living churro and more a living jelly donut.
A JELLY DONUT!!?
IDK. It was the first single hole fried dough I thought of!
So all it needs is breading and a deep fry? I say we rename it to Xenonuggetus.
I read it and immediately thought of Trump and a lot of others that exist for no reason but he was the first that came to mind.
This is reincarnation for all of us. This is what we become.
Some of y'all in here joking about yourself!