Ah it's surely a bit, anyways.
Bro got convinced to spend 200k vbucks on home skins and is pissed
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i had millions in real estate, vehicles and weapons in GTA Online plus all the coolest clothes.
but none of it was real. #JonklerCry #MyWifeLeftMe
I was president of the world government, until my brother deleted my civ4 save file 
I think I still have a base in No Mans Sky am I richer than this guy
All my Valheim servers with all my builds are stored locally so same
None of it was real.
Oh no buddy. It was very VERY real. Its no different than any other shady business or "business" transaction where you're trying to buy low and sell higher before the market collapses and you're left holding the bag.
It's satire, but all of the facts have actually happened. Worth the read, this is art.
Read this to my kids (11 & 13) as a bedtime story.
DO NOT CELEBRATE VIOLENCE IN THIS SUBREDDIT OR WE WILL BAN YOU.
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You thought you owned something, in reality you just gave Zuck money for snakeoil, he told you you owned it and you thought it was real.
*Frontier closing contradictions
*Bag-holding landlords
"UnReal Estate"
This is art
I have 14 slaves in the Sims, nothing better happen to them 😡
people will think this guy is dumb and then pay adobe subscription
The line used to go up and to the right.
Reopening the frontier is the content of the next powerpoint slide.
Slides mean demonstrations.
Demonstrations mean KPI growth.
KPIs are whatever I say they are.
The board is going to love it.
Sure..... blame Meta. We all really know you failed because you didn't have your mindset on the digital grindset. If you didn't buy so many worthless avocado toast NFTs you'd still be able to afford your digital portfolio.
NOT MY PROPERTIES IN VOXELS!!!
That's why they want to make everything digital because that way they will always have power over us and can take everything away anytime they want, i'm sorry that people get scammed but if you seriously believed that you owned something in a digital world then you will always eventually get a rude awakening.
Let me play the world's smallest violin for you.
Reading Snow Crash as a sales' pitch might not have been the best idea...
Well I guess someone has to be left holding the bag, might as well be him.
my old eve accounts with capitals on them are actually my retirement portfolio when you really think about it
A fool and his money...
Play stupid games...
Lol does anyone remember the Chinese lady who supposedly made a fortune in real estate speculation on Second Life?
Don't hodl video game tokens.
I used to have a little tower in Ultima Online near the moongate at Yew city I could have sold for a cool 200 grand. Kicking myself.
A lot of yall still don't get it, bag holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
my girnus hurts
I found the full tweet, it only gets better.
Ah it's parody
Impossible to tell these days
Another commenter said it's satire but the facts are still true somehow. It's hilarious regardless.