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I just wanted you to know about the sexy mouse

Eat your yogurt

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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"sexier" is a wild thing to say about a mouse

I can assure you that @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net is an impartial judge of mouse sexiness.

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 23 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

Less weird when you realize how many furries are in the sciences

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 21 hours ago

yogurt makes you slimmer and sexier

Nice try big ag. I’m NOT consuming the tit cum.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

by katie moisse

Ok Mx. Mouse i see right through your disguise

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

I dunno, I like a mouse with a little meat on its bones

[–] RedNajm@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

This has nothing to do with the owl thing I swear

posted by Dort_Owl

disgost

[–] LupineTroubles@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

I'll have to guard the yogurt I make, I don't want any sexy mice running around.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

That makes them more radical, tubular and gnarly

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago

Do not put your dick in the gogurt, either

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You eat yogurt to be a sexy mouse.

I eat yogurt to manage my hypoglycemia.

we-are-not-the-same

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 20 hours ago

I eat yoğurt because it's a great complementary dish in our cuisine.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 23 hours ago

Paid for by Big Yogurt

[–] haxboar@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a Dort_Owl want fatter mice? thonk

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

in times of want, yes. but in times of plenty, a pre-marinaded mouse surely satisfies.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Don't put your dick in the mouse

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago

Fat and unsexy rat mouse still has their levitation and laser eye powers intact though

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

I can appreciate mice of all sizes

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not eating the yogurt. I'm not pressing the button. I will not live in the pod in Mice City.

[–] blottica@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

okay but have they tried feeding them beans.

[–] Big@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago

Based and ratpilled

[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

bro unlocked his inner yogurt male