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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But I already sent 30 pizzas there! They're going to get cold

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

fuck, man, I better get doxxed soon so I can get my pizzas!

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

okay i went there and some security guards told me "Wow Mr. President you look a lot younger and more transgender today, anyway, you ready to go to Little Saint James 2 to see Mr. Blepstein about nuking France?"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I didnt know you were roommates? catgirl-smug

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We all live there because we are all the same poster

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

doggirl-shock is that how you knew to get me beanis for my birthday


[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wtf why is my house in the internet

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 week ago

The future is now, old bean

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

You live in the cultural center of Southwest Kansas. Tbh you should probably move from there to (don't dox me) where the conditions are a lot better.

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Certainly. What name did you use for your Trump Phone?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

P.O. Box 6173