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[–] Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 5 days ago
[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeesh looks like a tick scorpo hybrid

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Little bit of bedbug in there, too.

[–] xzinik@feddit.cl 2 points 3 days ago

you cant convince me that just a tick with glued on pincers

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I believe they are (at least one of) the only animals that have venom injecting claws.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What? New fear unlocked I guess.

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol luckily they are usually only between 2 & 8 millimeters long so they couldnt harm you even if they wanted to

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ohhhhhh. In that case they are kind of cute.

[–] HakFoo 18 points 5 days ago

They're also tiny. I had one land on my arm recently and it was maybe 7mm in the lobgest dimension when fully stretched out.

So big "u wot mate?" energy with the tiny waving pincers.

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The claws look like a hipster mustache.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

He calls himself Scorpion, everyone else in the bar calls him Pseudo.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Just pay the dunmer driving the gigantic flea. They'll make a special trip, just for you. Same low price.

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago
[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 14 points 5 days ago

They need them to brag to their fishing buddies.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Clearly this should be called the "Caliper Bug".

[–] guy@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

Must give amazing hugs

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 12 points 5 days ago

They need them claws for pinching them thicc booties!

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Just a pinch

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck that. They look non-pseudo enough for me.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 4 days ago

Well I don't care what you think! I'm crossposting things either way!

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago

Opening jars

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 5 days ago

For deciding who shall go and who shall stay

[–] Una@europe.pub 4 points 5 days ago
[–] spacehulk@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

These are good little friends to have around.

It's just describing how big the fish they caught was

[–] test_@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

arachnids have ten limbs, I'm tired of living a lie.

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Seen a few of them here in Nova Scotia and thought they were ticks at first

[–] devdoggy@piefed.social -1 points 5 days ago