this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can I just submit my DoD code? I assumed all of this was captured in the onboarding background check

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Actually it's the DoW now actually

Also your three sizes. Please <3

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DOB: yesterday

SSN: 8008135

Credit Card Number: 3. I have 3 credit cards

Bank Account: Mommy says I'm not old enough to have one

Shoe size: I don't wear shoes

Mother's Maiden Name: Celery

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ur mom's maiden name is celery cuz everyone takes a bite out of her ayoooo!

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

They already id me when i buy the verification cans can't i just log in

I would much prefer users under the age of 16 simply become corrupted by our influence. They keep doing cool shit like organizing student protests. Can’t we just stick with that?

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I'm good, I already dmed the admins my asshole. You can count the ridges to determine my age. A bit invasive, but I admire the commitment to protect our userbase.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is all just bullshit

What you actually have to post is hog

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Cw: actual hog, real picture of my hog

hog

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

bateman-business-card the tasteful thickness of it...

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Giving away my identity to see how the scammer profits off of it to take notes on how to hustle

I forgot my credit card and banking info, can I borrow yours?

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Can't I just yell at the kids to get off my lawn? I don't want to have to get up.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago