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if you are shipping 3 major updates in a single day, something probably went super wrong.

My code would look like this:

if{x>0}

positivecountplusplus;

no, not that, I mean positivecountplusplus;

No! I mean increment positivecount;

NO! Erase, stop typing all that;

Erase last four lines;

FUCK!;

{endif}

this is what happens when you let someone who gets stuck in vim make a company

Three major updates before the coffee's done brewing brings to mind a team scrambling to fix a fuck up, fucking up even more, then scrambling to fix that on top of the original fuck up.

How are they drinking the coffee if they have the masks on to work?

Its the future, bro!

Needs to be more furry, for that extra touch.

Maybe pig-snout shapped, and with pig-ear headphones.

Ths guy types like an LLM too.

Does no one else type faster than they talk?

Why the hell would it be a good thing to withhold knowledge from junior devs?

I love how this ad is an apologia whose explicit premise is that you will lose the respect of your colleagues, but they’ll be fired and you won’t so their opinion shouldn’t matter to you. Was this written by Dwight from The Office?

3 major updates in the morning and 30 major bug reports during the rest of the day?

Can't wait to repeat myself in slightly different ways to get the damn thing to do what i want....

Absolute cope pretending that typing speed is somehow the limiting factor here

Good to see that 100x developers still don't get their own office, just a gimp mask.

So many var names with the uuuuuuuhhhh prefix

Wearing a surgical mask to protect others is tyrannical, but wearing this fucking muzzle to maximize profits for your corpo overlords is freedom. Get it right!

"You merely adopted some dumbass shit. I was born in some dumbass shit!"

“100x developer”

OKAY BUDDY 😂

They both...have keyboards.

shipped three major updates

Aside from what's obviously wrong with that from a technical point of view...as a user I loathe this shit. Like, you think I love it, if your shitty software is nagging me every three hours to update?

Hold on a second, I remember these things being sold a couple of years ago... The only difference was that they were marketed towards gamers so you could scream slurs without mother taking away your Good-Boy-Points™️

Here's the kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/metadox/the-phasma-a-voice-dampening-mask-for-gamers

How fucking slow is your coffee maker

actually I need one of these for when the d&d session goes into overtime and I'm talking on voip while the wife is sleeping 😂

That ad-copy... The producers of an infomercial would have told them to tone it down.

I guess if you wear one of these you are probably expected to speak to the AI so much that you won't have the time to think about how ridiculous your job is and how insane you look.

Muzzle the tech bros

good luck with things like :(){:|:};:

"Verbally shipped 3 updates"

=> telling the thing to upload said update instead of clicking it.

Wow very impressive.

The keyboard era is officially over

They're dreaming of keyboards being taken off the market entirely one day when this goes mainstream, and I'm imagining trying to play a video game going "W, W, W, A, A, S, S, W, W SPACEBAR, W SPACEBAR GOD DAMNIT I DIED AGAIN I can't even get past the tutorial on this shitty game"