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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Where did this one come from? It's the most Reddit one I've seen yet, complete with gamer brain.

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[-] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 10 months ago
[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 10 months ago

hexbearussy

[-] utopologist@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

Like 90% of our taglines are from deranged lemmitor upset we exist lmao

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Is there somewhere you can see all taglines?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Yeah, you just have to come back forever and get them all. It's supposed to be that way.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago

They have gaping vulnerabilities such as for instance when I look at Wikipedia for 10 seconds it disagrees with them smuglord

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 10 months ago

Holy hell, you're right! I was thinking "Level 1" and "closer analysis" were contradictory, but they literally mean a cursory glance of the facts from the western perspective disagrees with hexbear.

Also "closer analysis" is some real "Does the pope shit in the woods" stuff.

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Except it usually disagrees with the lib anyway. For instance, I never saw a single 'millions died in Tienanmen Square :o' lib acknowledge any of the relevant facts in Wikipedia, including that there was no massacre in the square (though it's still worded to repeatedly imply that there was).

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They also pretend that the Wikipedia page for Holodomor doesn't mention the vast amounts of historians that contradict the genocide accusation and instead pretend it's universally recognized like the Holocaust to piggy back off its evidence to imply you're a genocide denier for arguing with them

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

I've always said this, anti-tankie radlibs are far to the right of your typical Ivy league right wing and lib academics when it comes to geopolitics and AES history, it's ridiculous

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

for your typical yankee, history is more of a vibe from which occasional Numbered Date emerges to denote beginning of a war.

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Someone should plug all my gaping vulnerabilities

[-] showmustgo@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

soviet-bottom

Why did they have to say gaping

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago

Is Gamer Brain really any different from Sports Brain being used to discuss business and politics?

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Do sports have NPCs? I guess the fans?

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Specifically those fans who suborn their entire identity to Sports Franchise and become violently upset when their team loses in the game and sulk like a 5 year old all week instead of dealing with disappointment like an adult

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

This is just like my freaking Blood Souls! soypoint-1

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Have it writ upon your meagre grave that you were PPBed by Hexbear, last of the hogs.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

I think it'll be fun to go on the offensive again one day, but the user base needs a long break from that still

[-] roux@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Least terminally online g*mer.

Listen, jack, there ain't no save-scumming in real life.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

Honestly at some point we’re gonna have to limit the ones coming from lemmiverse, it’s just too easy lmao

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Federation has been fun

[-] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago
[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago

TBF LARPing a reasonable person with functioning faculties to analyse is quite popular among crackkkers. Their rudimentary worldview contradicts with reality but they'll never know unless they check, and they rarely do.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

"They One-Punched me, but I'm pretty sure they don't have a second swing in them."

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

dipshit reddit brains understand the world using metaphors that aren't gaming memes challenge

[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

so if i dodge i can get one or two swings in swings five or six times, gets punished

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

like a level 1 boss

Day 7: Sabotage complete. I have infiltrated the first level of Lemmy's management hierarchy. They don't suspect a thing. Proceeding with [REDACTED]

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They also have gaping vulnerabilities.

It's a very good thing we aren't in Gaza and he isn't an Israel general.

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Edit

What's with all the gaping and IDing the gaping? It's creepy. I just saw this Newsweek headline at reddit - Gaping Hole in Donald Trump's Defense Identified

this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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