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submitted 7 months ago by dead@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

"Straight up if you don't vote for Biden you're gonna have a lot of explaining to do ... "

https://nitter.net/chrisdmowrey/status/1728274102304350701

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[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 128 points 7 months ago

You're gonna have to explain to millions of women across the country why there is a national abortion ban and they no longer have a constitional, fundamental right to an abortion.

The democrats had the house, senate, and presidency when Dobbs went into effect. They didn't even try to enact a legislative solution. Fuck off.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

I don’t think it’s my job to explain why other people didn’t do anything about it for the 50 years that they could have. I can, but I’m tired

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

Don't worry. Next time they'll promise even harder than the last time.

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[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 109 points 7 months ago
[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 82 points 7 months ago

Not recognising American places that share their name with old world areas is praxis.

[-] RedDawn@hexbear.net 66 points 7 months ago

You’re saying there’s a NEW England? Why, the old one was bad enough!

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[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 103 points 7 months ago

he really said all the progress we've made in the last three years on abortion will be gone if you don't vote biden lol

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 83 points 7 months ago

You heard him. If Biden isn't reelected, the Roe vs. Wade repeal will be undone.

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 96 points 7 months ago

you’re gonna have to explain why the DOJ and FBI are gone

That would be great. And why is Biden put in contrast to “the guy who s-xually abuses women”?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago

Because they don't believe women if they're accusing their guys

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago

Republicans will just rename the FBI to something else to pretend they've abolished it

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 84 points 7 months ago

Now he can be an emoji if anyone wants that

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[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

the face and floating hands like rayman

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[-] Venus@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago

For me it depends, is this like a babyfaced 22 year old, or is this a lil 16 year old actual baby? If closer to the latter then let em be

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 77 points 7 months ago

Good impulse, but this fucker is running a DNC-aligned podcast trying to be another Pod Save America clone, rather than someone who isn't seeking a media career just making a personal expression like maybe-later-kiddo . We can say let em be when he stops polluting the airwaves with his shitty little podcast.

Also it inexplicably has "unplugged" in the title like he doesn't understand that MTV Unplugged was named for the use of acoustic instruments. Like, you're a fucking talking head, what are you unplugged from? tHe MaTrIx?

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[-] dead@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's not some random guy. He's a fully committed liberal. Chris Mowrey is 21 years old and created a Gen-Z Democrat podcast called Chris & Harry Unplugged.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-harry-unplugged/id1695604098

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[-] pooh@hexbear.net 84 points 7 months ago

I’ve never seen a video shot inside a car that has an actually good take.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 58 points 7 months ago

Cars act as a faraday cage, preventing the evil commie brainwashing rays from hitting people, so they have even worse opinions as a result.

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[-] Venus@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

This is why cars must be abolished

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

The fact that he had the composure to use a desk is the only reason Nostalgia Critic was taken seriously for so long.

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 79 points 7 months ago
[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 68 points 7 months ago

DNC aiming for the coveted teenagers with rich parents demographic

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 65 points 7 months ago

I'm voting.... for PSL. 😎

[-] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

writing in Hamas , not that I even get a vote, how unfair is that? I'm letting women down 😭

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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago

What's this $1T Biden has invested in fighting climate change?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago

Has the climate in Gaza and East Ukraine not changed? smuglord

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[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago

liberalism Finally a new liberal rises

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago

Lib: "Your didn't vote for Biden? Explain yourself!"

anarchista-chad No.

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[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago

"I'm a communist. Biden gets the gulag, Trump gets the wall. Actually no now he's actively doing a genocide he gets the wall too. Thanks for asking."

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

“You’re gonna have to explain blah blah blah if you don’t vote for blah blah blah”
morshupls

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

Why do yanks like to film videos in their cars so much? It's so fucking weird.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago

I think it's a very contrived attempt at appearing spontaneous

"You know, I wasn't planning on making this video, in fact, I was just going about my daily business. But I cannot remain silent, and it's so urgent that I post I've got to do it right here and now"

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 60 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No public spaces. Being in your car is basically the only place you can be other than your house.

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

It's easiest to film where you live this-is-fine

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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago

This little shit is literally 11 years old

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[-] 4zi@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago

In me mums Hyundai Sonata, and here’s why you should vote for genocide Joe

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[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago

oh god this is even worse than the last one

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

History repeats

First as a bit

Then as cringe

[-] biden@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In an effort to win Gen Z voters, the Biden campaign is weaponizing pretty twinks and adorable kittens: perhaps the most innate desires of college students in 2023

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

tails-pout wants you to stop supporting genociders.

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[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago

The age old tactic of seeming smarter by talking faster

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[-] windowlicker@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago

okay, i'd like to see this smug asshole explain to palestinian people why they don't deserve to live so he can have a president that makes hollow statements about social justice issues and doesn't actually do anything about them. he lists off all these issues as if they're somehow on the line in this election, like we have a choice in protecting abortion, lgbtq rights, climate progress, etc in this election. dobbs happened under biden, 1/4th of the country passed anti-trans laws under biden, numerous mass shootings happened under biden, the climate is still worsening under biden, the border wall and racist detainment of immigrant children is still happening under biden. i'd love for him to make another stupid little video in his car explaining why genocide is completely permissible to him so he can have genocidal maniac from blue side instead of genocidal maniac from red side.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

It's not that much of an explanation

He doesn't represent me or my views, so I will not vote for him

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

I saw some 18 year old on reddit shilling for biden and that's when I knew we;re extra fucked

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[-] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

Is that the same car as "champ" lady? Is that like a b**g bus for libs?

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