the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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Nothing says “practical” or “totally not going to break down all the time” like an LED wall exposed near salt water
There was a missed opportunity to have Elon Musk's face stretched over the front of this boat that will never again happen.
Only if it's this image 
a close runner up would be a pic of him wearing a stetson backwards.
Remember, kids: yachts can sink with liberal application of fun chemicals.
28-year-old European millionaire
nice ride ya got there nepo. Nice rudders too.
The luxury 161-footer may be named after a princess or a natural phenomenon, but it looks utterly masculine
What a completely unhinged 
statement
Bazinga
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uugggghghhhhhhhhhh 
Living proof that practice does not always make perfect
He has to be more than a millionaire to afford this shit. 
I guess he's technically not a billionaire if he's only worth $999 million.
Think of the latency on a screen that big
Dialing up french intelligence to put a few limpet mines on this mothefucker
Looks more like a Gundam, what a loser